“Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office—I will track you down. You have my Word”

“Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office—I will track you down. You have my Word” is a Microsoft Office-Word pun that has been printed on many images. The joke was posted on Twitter by James Martin‏ on May 13, 2012.
 
A similar joke about Scrabble had been posted on Twitter a few weeks earlier, on April 26, 2012.
 
   
Wikipedia: Microsoft Office
Microsoft Office is an office suite of applications, servers, and services developed by Microsoft. It was first announced by Bill Gates on 1 August 1988, at COMDEX in Las Vegas. Initially a marketing term for a bundled set of applications, the first version of Office contained Microsoft Word, Microsoft Excel, and Microsoft PowerPoint. Over the years, Office applications have grown substantially closer with shared features such as a common spell checker, OLE data integration and Visual Basic for Applications scripting language. Microsoft also positions Office as a development platform for line-of-business software under the Office Business Applications brand. On 10 July 2012, Softpedia reported that Office is used by over a billion people worldwide.
 
Twitter
Freddy Thorn‏
@Freddy_Thorn
To the person who stole my Scrabble set, I will find out who you are, and track you down. You have my word.
3:20 PM - 26 Apr 2012
 
Twitter
James Martin‏
@Pundamentalism
Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office - I will track you down. You have my Word.
1:31 PM - 13 May 2012
 
Twitter
Lucy Edmondson‏
@Lucy__Edmondson
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office - I will track you down.
You have my Word.
2:42 PM - 13 May 2012
 
Reddit—Jokes
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office…
submitted October 5, 2012 by metalfan2680
..I will find you. You have my Word.
 
Google Books
More One Liners, Jokes and Gags
Compiled by Grant Tucker
London, UK: Biteback Publishing Ltd
2013
Pg. ?:
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you. You have my Word.
   
2 August 2013, The Observer (Gladstone, Queensland), “Joke of the Day,” pg. 10:
WHOEVER stole my copy of Microsoft Office I will find you. You have my Word.
 
Google Books
140 Ultimate Twitter LOLs
By Sedge Beswick
Published by author
2014
Pg. 55:
“Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office - I will track you down. You have my Word.”
 
BuzzFeed
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Posted on April 18, 2014, at 3:45 p.m.
Tanner Greenring
BuzzFeed Staff
(...)
15. To the person who stole my Microsoft Office. You will pay, you have my Word.
   
Google Groups: alt.atheism
“The 25 Best Two-Line Jokes Ever. “
Jeanne Douglas
7/27/15
(...)
6. Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay.
You have my Word.
 
Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office – I will track you down. You have my Word.
2:06 PM - 29 Aug 2016
 
Reddit—Jokes
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down…
submitted January 29, 2017 by KimJongEwww
You have my Word.