A pun about barcodes is: Q: Why do Swedish warships have barcodes?A: So when they dock they can Scandinavian (scan the navy in). The joke was posted on Twitter by Julian Lee @thisisshaft on…
"Why does Christmas always come just when the stores are so crowded?" is a jocular question about Christmas. "Shame that Christmas comes just when stores are so crowded" was…
"Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 second to take it out of my account" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "7-10 business…
A cashier sometimes loudly asks for a donation, and it's embarrassing to say no. "WHY does the cashier at the grocery store gotta be so loud when asking if i wanna donate to the children.…
"Is it just me or does everything cost like we're shopping in an airport now?" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Airport shopping is usually very expensive.…
A riddle about the computer keyboard is: Q: Why don't keyboards sleep?A: Because they have two shifts. "Do u know why keyboards never get tired ???. . .because they have two shifts .…
A joke about not calling someone at work is in this husband-wife exchange: HUSBAND: Why don't you tell me when you orgasm?WIFE: I would, but you said not to call you at work. The joke was…
A Christmas riddle is: Q: Why don’t Chinese kids believe in Santa?A: Because they make the toys. That is, the toys aren't made by elves in the North Pole -- they're made in China. The…
"I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?" is a…
A July 4th riddle is: Q: Why don’t white people work on the fourth of July?A: Because they firecrackers on that day! "Crackers" is slang for "white people." The joke was…
Beyond Meat (a producer of plant-based meat substitutes) has nothing to do with the chain store Bed Bath & Beyond, but there are jokes. "bed bath and beyond meat" was posted on…
One of the most popular of all Christmas jokes is: "Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit." The joke has…
A joke about company gender equality officers was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on October 21, 2018: Q: Why is every gender equality officer female?A: Because it is cheaper. Reddit -- Jokes…
A "break room" is for coffee breaks and lunch breaks that people (usually employees) in a building take. "I don't know why it's called a 'break room.' It's…
"Why call a sperm bank a cryobank.....might as well call it a Cumpany" (cum + company) is a portmanteau word suggestion that was posted on Twitter by Olufemi on August 19, 2011.…
"Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?" is a jocular question that has been printed on many posters. "Wonders why Monday is soooo far away from Friday, and…
"Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by One Awkward Mom on April 22, 2022, and…
"Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don’t you let them?" is a jocular saying that has been printed…
A Christmas riddle is: Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?A: Because he had low elf esteem. The low "elf" esteem pun (on "self" esteem) has been cited in print…
A "dumb blonde" joke that involves employment is: Q: Why was the blonde late for work?A: She was stranded on the broken escalator. "Why was the stupid man late for work? The…