"I gave up my seat for an old lady today........ How was I to know she'd never driven a bus before?" was posted on Twitter by Dean Kinsella on February 24, 2016. "I did a good…
"Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?" is an airport saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is usually credited to…
A train pun was posted on Reddit on October 4, 2012: "Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives." The "loco motives"/"locomotives" joke has been…
A helicopter riddle is: Q: Why did the helicopter trainee fail on his first flight?A: He was cold, so he turned the fan off. A Polish joke version is: Q: Did you hear about the Polish helicopter…
An electric car joke mentions The AA and AA batteries, and the AAA and AAA batteries. Authorship of the joke is unknown. "Just learned today that if you have a breakdown in an electric car you…
"DNT TXT N DRV" ("Don't Text and Drive") is a safety saying that has been printed on many different items. The state of California created the "DNT TX N DRIVE"…
A riddle about buses and trains running "on time" is: Q: Do buses and trains run on time?A: Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks. The joke was posted on Twitter on September…
"Do not drink and drive, because there are people out there who text and drive and they will hit you and it will be your fault" was posted on Twitter by Shawn on November 11, 2013. The…
"Do not honk at me. My life is worthless. I will kill us both" is a jocular bumper sticker that has been printed on many images. The bumper sticker is meant to be a joke. "do NOT…
"Model trains" aren't like fashion models, but there are jokes. "Model trains aren't that much hotter then regular trains" was posted on X/Twitter by Casey W Bell on…
Škoda is a Czech automobile manufacturer established in 1925. A popular joke is that the "check engine light" is a "Czech engine light." "My Skoda has a red warning light…
"Do you follow Jesus this close? (or "Do you follow Jesus this closely?") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. The reader of the bumper sticker is…
"Do you follow Jesus this close? (or "Do you follow Jesus this closely?") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. The reader of the bumper sticker is…
Having kids playing sports means having a crazy schedule, such as late dinners. "Having kids involved in sports is fun if you like coming home & making dinner at 10pm" was posted on…
"Do you need a current driver's license to drive an electric car?" is a pun that was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on May 20, 2020. "Current" is a pun on…
"Do you shake the gas pump handle when you’re done, or are you rich?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Gas can be expensive, and many people try to get every…
A train joke was posted on Reddit -- Dad Jokes on June 22, 2017: Q: Do you take the train to work?A: No way, the train takes me. “What happened to the monster that took the five o’clock train…
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder" is an old proverb. A shortened version of a parody is: Patient: Doctor, why do I toot like a motorcycle?Doctor: Because abscess makes the fart go…
"What's come over you?" is an expression not to be taken literally, but there are jokes. This was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on March 23, 1994: Patient: Doctor doctor, I feel…
Spam calls and internet messages about car warranties are the subject of many jokes. "Anyone know where I can get an extended warranty on my car?" was posted on Twitter by gregprice on…