“Do you take the train to work?”/“No way! The train takes me!”

A train joke was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on June 22, 2017:
 
Q: Do you take the train to work?
A: No way, the train takes me.
 
“What happened to the monster that took the five o’clock train home?”/“He had to give it back” is a similar train joke.
 
         
Reddit—Dad Jokes
Do you take the train to work? (self.dadjokes)
submitted June 22, 2017 by Colinmacus
No way, the train takes me.
 
Twitter
Dad Jokes by dadbot‏
@dadbot2000
Do you take the train to work? No way, the train takes me. http://ift.tt/2sGamZT
9:21 AM - 23 Jun 2017
 
Twitter
Dad Jokes‏
@GoodOldDadJokes
Do you take the train to work?
No way! The train takes me!
#dadjokes
12:00 PM - 27 Jun 2017