“Do not honk at me. My life is worthless. I will kill us both” (bumper sticker)

“Do not honk at me. My life is worthless. I will kill us both” is a jocular bumper sticker that has been printed on many images. The bumper sticker is meant to be a joke.
   
“do NOT honk at me. my life is is WORTHLESS. i will KILL US both” was posted on X/Twitter by Squines on September 24, 2023. “Funny bumper sticker from Tim Heidecker’s office hours: ‘don’t honk at me my life is worthless I’ll kill us BOTH’” was posted in a comment on Reddit—Redscarepod on September 27, 2023. “do NOT honk at me! My life is WORTHLESS I will KILL US both” (shown on a bumper sticker) was posted on iFunny on February 5, 2024.
   
     
X/Twitter
hiddensquid
@mayapng
when i start driving i need a bumper sticker that says please “don’t honk at me i will cry and kill us both”
9:08 PM · Aug 19, 2021
 
X/Twitter
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@chevyputeado
necesito el sticker de carro que dice “dont honk at me, i dont care about my life i’ll kill us both”
3:56 PM · Aug 26, 2023
 
X/Twitter
Squines
@squinesstandard
do NOT honk at me. my life is is WORTHLESS. i will KILL US both
6:20 PM · Sep 24, 2023
 
Reddit—Redscarepod
CapitalBag8756—September 27, 2023
Funny bumper sticker from Tim Heidecker’s office hours: “don’t honk at me my life is worthless I’ll kill us BOTH”
 
iFunny
foote
5 feb 2024
do NOT honk at me! My life is WORTHLESS !will KILL US both
   
X/Twitter
A. Meursault. 🔞
@soleilstranger
Do not honk at me. My life is worthless. I will kiIl us both.
10:34 PM · Feb 12, 2024
 
X/Twitter
Goon
@Goon35714744318
Funny do NOT honk at me! My life is WORTHLESS I will KILL US both car stickers
redbubble.com
Funny do NOT honk at me! My life is WORTHLESS I will KILL US both car stickers by euniceadeyi |...
Funny do NOT honk at me! My life is WORTHLESS I will KILL US both car stickers
7:07 PM · Feb 13, 2024
   
X/Twitter
sawa ୨୧
@sawakittyy
do NOT honk at me! my life is WORTHLESS i will KILL US both
8:01 PM · Feb 13, 2024
 
X/Twitter
Brent Figiel 🇵🇸
@brentfigiel
I know the maxed out Wellbutrin is working because I shaved, got a haircut, walked my dog, and took the “My Life Is Worthless. Don’t Honk at me or I’ll Kill Us Both” bumper sticker off the Jeep. 👍🏻
6:42 PM · Feb 27, 2024
 
X/Twitter
Saif Emu
@saif_emu_99
When i get car and you see me in traffic, do not honk at me. My life is worthless, i’ll probably kill us both.
2:37 PM · Apr 15, 2024
 
X/Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
my bumper sticker
(The following text is shown on a bumper sticker.—ed.)
do NOT honk at me!
My life is WORTHLESS
I will KILL US both
4:59 AM · Apr 17, 2024
 
Facebook
Brad Cashdollar
April 17, 2024 at 9:07 AM ·
So I got put into Facebook jail, AGAIN, or at least Facebook probation, because I had posted a picture of a bumper sticker that said “do NOT honk at me. My life is worthless and I will k*** us both” because I think we can all identify with that from time to time, not that I’d ever try to minimize or trivialize someone taking their life, but the bumper sticker was certainly hyperbole.
Sigh.
#FacebookJail
#NotForTheLastTime