“Car rides by yourself with loud music be so therapeutic”
"Car rides by yourself with loud music are good for the soul" (or "Car rides by yourself with loud music are so therapeutic") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Cargo space?”/“Car no do that. Car go road.”
"Cargo space?" is a question about the cargo space of a car. It is not about outer space, but there are jokes. "Customer: 'Cargo space?' Me: 'No, car go on road. Car…
“Catch flights, not feelings”
"Catch flights, not feelings" is a travel saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that one should leave troubles at home and take a trip somewhere. "Catch…
“CAUTION: I brake for no apparent reason”
"CAUTION: I brake for no apparent reason" (or "WARNING: I brake for no apparent reason") is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "New Driver -- I…
“Caution: In case of Rapture, this car will be unmanned” (bumper sticker)
"Caution: In case of Rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned" is a jocular bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. Wikipedia: Rapture The Rapture is an eschatological…
“Caution: In case of Rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned” (bumper sticker)
"Caution: In case of Rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned" is a jocular bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. Wikipedia: Rapture The Rapture is an eschatological…
“Caution! This vehicle makes frequent stops at your mom’s house” (bumper sticker)
"Caution! This vehicle makes frequent stops at your mom's house" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. "Caution – this vehicle makes frequent…
“CDC said y’all can start using your blinkers”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many recommendations from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). Some people joked about other CDC recommendations. "Even if…
“Chevrolet has developed a SUV that runs on alcohol. They call it the Subourbon”
"Subourbon" (suburb + bourbon) is a portmanteau word that is mostly jocular. "What do they drink in The Southern Suburbs? Subourbon!" was posted on Twitter by Bosse Löthén on…
“Child with autism on board” (vehicle sign)
"Adult/Child/Children/Occupant/Passenger/Person/Teen with autism on board" printed on many images. The sign warns that this occupant may not be able to respond in an emergency. This is a…
“Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents…” (joke)
A popular joke is told about cars and accidents: "Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents. Accidents in the back seats of cars cause children." The joke was included in a list…
“Coffee or tea?” / “Coffee.” / “Wrong, it’s tea.”
A joke has a flight attendant holding a pot, serving passengers and asking "Coffee of tea?" Flight attendant: "Coffee or tea?" Passenger: "Coffee." Flight attendant:…
“Coffee or tea?” / “Tea.” / “Wrong, it’s coffee.”
A joke has a flight attendant holding a pot, serving passengers and asking "Coffee of tea?" Flight attendant: "Coffee or tea?" Passenger: "Coffee." Flight attendant:…
“Come as you are in the family car” (drive-in slogan)
"Come as you are in the family car" is slogan that was used in advertisements for drive-in movie theatres. "Come dressed as you are in the family car" was cited in a drive-in…
“Come the Rapture, can I have your car?” (bumper sticker)
"Come the Rapture, can I have your car?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "IN CASE OF RAPTURE, CAN I HAVE YOUR CAR?" was posted on the newsgroup…
“Commuting is just sitting in a moving waiting room”
Various forms of transportation have been described as "a moving waiting room." "Traveling is kind of like sitting in a moving waiting room" was posted on Reddit --…
“Condoms prevent minivans”
"Condoms prevent minivans" -- that is, condoms prevent children that would necessitate a larger vehicle -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images (especially bumper…
“Confucius say: ‘Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning’”
Some people "wake up early in the morning." This shouldn't be confused with those who "wake up oily in the morning," but there are jokes. "You may or you may not think…
“Confucius say: Man who drive like hell bound to get there”
An advertisement for La Palina cigars in the Detroit (MI) Free Press (and other newspapers) on October 26, 1947: "Old Cfiief Smokum Say: 'Fellow who drive like hell bound to get there…
“Courtesy Counts: Manners Make a Better Ride” (bus and subway slogan)
The Metropolitan Transportation Authority (MTA) began an advertising campaign in 2014 to encourage riders to have better manners in an attempt to prevent "manspreading" and other ills.…