“Smile. It’s Friday”
"Smile. It's Friday" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. Friday is often the last work day of the week. "S-M-I-L-E IT'S FRIDAY" was printed in the…
“Smonday: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in”
"Smonday" is a portmanteau of the words "Sunday" and "Monday." "Smonday: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks…
“Snow hair, don’t care”
"Snow hair, don't care" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker doesn't care if snow gets in the hair -- it's what happens in winter. "Snow hair,…
“Snow happens, hot chocolate helps”
"Snow happens hot chocolate helps" is a winter saying of unknown authorship. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2019. Rachel Pitzel January 15, 2020 75 January / Winter…
“Snow in November happens because people prematurely decorate for Christmas in October”
Do people put up Christmas lights too early? And does that bring on winter even faster? Sayings that snow in November is caused by people prematurely decorating for Christmas have been printed on…
“Snow in October happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely”
Do people put up Christmas lights too early? And does that bring on winter even faster? "FACT: Snow in October happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are.…
“Snow is like a man” or “Snow is like sex” or “Sex is like snow” (joke)
"Snow is like a man" or "Snow is like sex" or "Sex is like snow" or "Sex is like a snowstorm" is the start of an old joke that has been printed on many…
“Snow is not a word, but an acronym for S-hit, N-o, O-ne, W-ants”
"Snow is not a word, but an acronym for S-hit, N-o, O-ne, W-ants" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Snow: Shit No One Wants" has also been printed on…
“Snow isn’t dangerous, but ISIS”
The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) gained prominence in early 2014. "ISIS" sounds like "ice is." "Is snow a potential terror threat? No, but Isis" was posted…
“Snow that doesn’t stick is disappointment rain”
"Snow that doesn't stick is just worthless cold ass rain... sigh" was posted on Twitteron November 30, 2010. "Snow that doesn't stick is just fluffy rain…
“Snow: Shit No One Wants”
"Snow is not a word, but an acronym for S-hit, N-o, O-ne, W-ants" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Snow: Shit No One Wants" has also been printed on…
“Snowflakes are kisses from heaven”
"Snowflakes are kisses from heaven is a saying of unknown authorship that has been printed on many images. "Snowflakes, like little white kisses from heaven" was cited in the Chicago…
“Snowflakes are winter’s butterflies”
"A snowflake is winter's butterfly" (or the plural, "Snowflakes are winter's butterflies") is a seasonal saying that has been printed on many images. Snowflakes and…
“Snowmen fall from heaven unassembled”
"Snowmen come/fall from heaven unassembled" is a winter saying that has been printed on many holiday cards. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2001 and is of unknown…
“Snowy hair, don’t care”
"Snow hair, don't care" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker doesn't care if snow gets in the hair -- it's what happens in winter. "Snow hair,…
“So excited about the Autumn Olympics this year. Synchronized Leaf Blowing is such a beautiful sport”
There are Summer Olympic Games and Winter Olympic Games, but nothing for autumn. Many people have suggested events (jokingly) that could be in an Autumn Olympics, such as bobbing for apples,…
“So now that Christmas is over, can we just skip straight to Spring?”
Many people don't like winter, but they do enjoy Christmas. "I feel like after Christmas and new years there is no point of it being cold anymore. It should skip straight to spring"…
“Solar eclipse glasses for sale. Only worn once”
Many people get special glasses to view an eclipse. But then, what happens to the glasses? "For sale: Eclipse glasses. Only used once" was posted on Facebook by Victor Montoya on May 20,…
“Some of the nice things about fall are going to bed when it’s dark, and waking up when it’s dark and going to work when it’s still dark…”
The days are shorter in the fall, and many things are done in the dark. "Some of the nice things about fall are going to bed when it’s dark, and waking up when it’s dark and going to work…
“Somehow, all your tiredness vanishes when Friday night begins”
People get tired working during the week, but Friday perks many people up. "Somehow, I feel all the tiredness vanishes when Friday night begins.🤔" was posted on Facebook by Kingston…