“What if the lottery is an institution to catch time travelers?”
If someone could time travel, then wouldn't it make sense to play the lottery and win a lot of money? "What if the lottery is an Institution to catch Time Travelers?" was posted on…
“What if they aren’t stars at all, but holes poked in the top of the container so we can breathe”
"What if they're not stars, but holes poked into the top of the container so we can breathe" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "u believe in stars? fool.…
“What if they’re not stars, but holes poked into the top of the container so we can breathe”
"What if they're not stars, but holes poked into the top of the container so we can breathe" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "u believe in stars? fool.…
“What if they’re not stars? What if they’re holes poked in the top of a container so we can breathe”
"What if they're not stars, but holes poked into the top of the container so we can breathe" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "u believe in stars? fool.…
“What is a kangaroo’s favorite year?”/“A leap year.”
A leap year riddle is: Q: What is a kangaroo's favorite year?\A: A leap year. The joke was printed in Newsday (Long Island, NY) on May 1, 1988. “What do you get when you cross a kangaroo…
“What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?”/“Summer!”
A math riddle is: Q: What is a math teacher's favorite sum?A: Summer. That is, when there is no school (summer). The joke was posted on Twitter on February 29, 2012. Twitter Kevin “K-Ship”…
“What is a snowman’s favorite dinner?”/“Spaghetti and snowballs.”
The dish of spaghetti and meatballs sometimes becomes "spaghetti and snowballs" in winter months. "ICED SPAGHETTI AND SNOWBALLS AGAIN?" was published in the Li'l Abner…
“What is it that occurs once in a minute, twice in a week, and yet only once in a year?” (riddle)
The letter "e" has several riddles. This was printed in The Lady's Magazine in December 1787: "THE beginning of eternity,The end of time and space,The beginning of every end,And…
“What is red, orange and yellow and doesn’t get hurt when it falls?”/“Autumn leaves!”
An autumn riddle is: Q: What is red, orange and yellow and doesn’t get hurt when it falls?A: Autumn leaves! "What is red, orange and yellow and doesn’t get hurt when it falls? Autumn…
“What is the color of the wind?”/“Blew.”
A riddle about the wind is: Q: What is the color of the wind?A: Blew (blue). The pun was cited in print much before the song "Colors of the Wind" in the animated film Pocahontas (1995).…
“What is the cutest of all seasons?”/“Awwwwwtumn!”
A seasonal riddle is: Q: What is the cutest season?A: Awwtumn. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2016. Extra letters are sometimes added to the jocular spelling of "autumn."…
“What is the cutest season?”/“Awwtumn.”
A seasonal riddle is: Q: What is the cutest season?A: Awwtumn. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2016. Extra letters are sometimes added to the jocular spelling of "autumn."…
“What is the difference between noon and high noon?”/“One is at 4:20.”
The term "high noon" means "precisely noon," but also means "the time of a decisive confrontation or contest." There are several joke answers about "noon"…
“What is the difference between noon and high noon?”/“Weed.”
The term "high noon" means "precisely noon," but also means "the time of a decisive confrontation or contest." There are several joke answers about "noon"…
“What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?”/“A snowball.”
A snow riddle is: Q: What kind of ball doesn't bounce?A: A snowball. The riddle was posted to the newsgroup alt.tv.lost on September 28, 2005. Other snowball riddles include “What do you…
“What kind of bow can’t be tied?”/“A rainbow.”
A rainbow riddle is: Q: What kind of bow can't be tied?A: A rainbow. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1943 and is popular on St. Patrick's Day. The riddle has been…
“What kind of shorts do clouds wear?”/“Thunderwear.”
A popular children's joke about the weather is: Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?A: Thunderwear. The "thunderwear" joke has been cited in print since at least 1990. The joke has…
“What kind of underwear should you wear during an eclipse?”/“Fruit of the moon.”
A solar eclipse riddle is: Q: What kind of underwear should you wear during an eclipse?A: Fruit of the moon. The joke was posted by Boys' Life magazine on August 16, 2017. Wikipedia: Fruit of…
“What kind of weather do cupcakes like?”/“Sprinkles.”
A cupcake riddle is: Q: What kind of weather do cupcakes like?A: Sprinkles. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2018 and has been told by the Amazon Alexa personal assistant.…
“What month do Christmas trees hate the most?”/“Septimber!”
A tree riddle is popular in September. "What month do Christmas trees hate the most? Septimber! " was printed in Newsday (Hempstead, NY) on December 15, 2002. "Q: What month do trees…