“What kind of weather do cupcakes like?”/“Sprinkles.”
A cupcake riddle is: Q: What kind of weather do cupcakes like?A: Sprinkles. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2018 and has been told by the Amazon Alexa personal assistant.…
“What month do Christmas trees hate the most?”/“Septimber!”
A tree riddle is popular in September. "What month do Christmas trees hate the most? Septimber! " was printed in Newsday (Hempstead, NY) on December 15, 2002. "Q: What month do trees…
“What month do trees hate the most?”/“Sep-timber.”
A tree riddle is popular in September. "What month do Christmas trees hate the most? Septimber! " was printed in Newsday (Hempstead, NY) on December 15, 2002. "Q: What month do trees…
“What prize did the meteorologist win for coming in last?”/“A precipitation trophy.”
"Participation trophy" is sometimes written -- often in jest -- as "precipitation trophy." "What does a weatherman win when he correctly predicts the weather? A…
“What season is it when you are on a trampoline?”/“Spring time.”
A seasonal riddle is: Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline? A: Springtime. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1976. Google BooksBiggest Riddle Book in the WorldJoseph…
“What season is it when you’re on a trampoline?”/“Springtime.”
A seasonal riddle is: Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline? A: Springtime. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1976. Google BooksBiggest Riddle Book in the WorldJoseph…
“What stars go to jail?”/“Shooting stars.”
A riddle about stars is: Q: What stars go to jail?A: Shooting stars. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1976. Wikipedia: Shooting Star Shooting star is a common name for the visible…
“What time do ducks wake up?”/“At the quack of dawn.”
A duck riddle is: Q: What time do ducks wake up?A: At the quack of dawn. The pun has been cited in print since at least 1983, and has been printed on several images. Google Books January 1983,…
“What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?”/“Time to build a new fence.”
A popular riddle about time is: Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence (car, chair, clock, watch, etc.)?A: Time to get a new fence (car. chair, clock, watch, etc.). This riddle was…
“What time is it when you see a cow laying in a field?”/“Pasture bedtime.”
"Pasture bedtime" sounds like "past your bedtime," and there are several jokes. "Jill: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? Bill: I dunno, What? Jill: It's…
“What time is it when you see cows sleeping in a field?”/“Pasture bedtime.”
"Pasture bedtime" sounds like "past your bedtime," and there are several jokes. "Jill: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? Bill: I dunno, What? Jill: It's…
“What time is it when you sit on a pin?”/“Spring time.”
A time riddle is: Q: What time is is when you sit on a pin?A: Spring time. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2009. “What time is it when you sit on a tack?"/"Spring…
“What time is it when you sit on a tack?”/“Spring time.”
A time riddle is: Q: What time is is when you sit on a tack?A: Spring time. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1968. “What time is it when you sit on a pin?"/"Spring…
“What time is it?”/“Do you mean right now?” (Yogi Berra)
New York Yankee baseball great Yogi Berra is well known for his humorous sayings, although Yogi once remarked: "I never said everything I said." Yogi was once asked (usually attributed to…
“What type of sense of humor does rain have?”/“A very wet sense of humor.”
A riddle about rain is; Q: What type of sense of humor does rain have?A: A very wet sense of humor. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2007. funnyjoke.com.auCategory: Weather jokesDate…
“What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?”/“The letter W.”
A pot of gold is what some people believe that a leprechaun's keeps at the end of a rainbow. A rainbow riddle is: Q: What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?A: The letter W.…
“What would be events in the Autumn Olympics? Leaf raking? Clothes layering?”
There are Summer Olympic Games and Winter Olympic Games, but nothing for autumn. Many people have suggested events (jokingly) that could be in an Autumn Olympics, such as bobbing for apples,…
“What’s a light-year?”/“One-third less calories than a regular year.”
A joke defines "light-year" much like a "light beer," in that "it has one-third less calories that an regular year." "Evan Davis, one of the insane contestants I…
“What’s a three-season bed?”/“One without a spring.”
A joke was printed in The Christian Science Monitor in September 1926 and widely reprinted in newspapers: "Out in the country where I spent my vacation they gave me one of those three-season…
“What’s a zombie’s favorite weather?”/“Brainstorms.”
A zombie riddle was posted on Reddit -- Zombies on May 17, 2011, taken from this rage comic of the day before: Q: What is a zombie's favorite weather?A: BRAINSTORMS. Zombies, as everyone…