“There’s snowplace like home”
"There's snow place like home" is a winter saying that has been printed on many images. "There's no place like home" is a famous line from the song "Home! Sweet…
“They finally made a documentary about clocks. It’s about time!”
"They're finally making a documentary about the invention of clocks. It's about time!" is a pun that was posted on Twitter by drewtarvin on June 26, 2012. "Did you hear…
“They sure don’t make time machines like they’re going to!”
"They don't make things like they used to" is an old saying. "They don't make time machines like they're going to very soon" was said by English actor, DJ and…
“This ain’t no regular heat…this high class heat…bitch it’s hõte ás fuqùe”
"Hõte ás fuqùe" or "hot as fuque" is a fancier way to say "hot as fuck" (very hot). "Today was a good hair day, despite it being hot as fuque outside" was…
“This extra layer of fat is not keeping me warm. This is bullshit”
Many people gain an extra layer of fat in the wintertime. They rationalize that the fat will at least keep them warm, but they often still feel cold. "and why isn't the layer of fat that…
“This guy was so large, he had his own climate”
There are many ways to say that a person is big. A man can be "tall as a building" or "have his own zip code." New York-born comedian and actor Billy Crystal said that, as a…
“This heat got me sweating harder than my ex tryna tell the truth”
"This heat got me sweating harder than my ex tryna tell the truth" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sweating harder than my ex tryna tell the truth rn" (shown…
“This is a terrible spell of wheather”
A "terrible spell of weather" doesn't usually involve spelling the word "weather," but there have been puns. "This is a terrible spell of wheather" was posted on…
“This is the Mondayest Monday that ever Mondayed”
"This is the Mondayest Monday that ever Mondayed" is a silly Monday saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker of the saying dislikes Mondays and is experiencing the worst…
“This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you”
"This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you" is a Sunday saying that has been printed on many images. The full saying was posted on This…
“This spring I’m looking for someone who has the same allergies as I do”
"This spring I'm looking for someone who has the same allergies as I do" is a spring saying that has been printed on an ecard. "This Spring, I'm looking for someone who has…
“This spring I’m looking for that special someone who has the same allergies I do”
"This spring I'm looking for someone who has the same allergies as I do" is a spring saying that has been printed on an ecard. "This Spring, I'm looking for someone who has…
“Three facts about Tuesday. 1. It’s not Friday. 2. Tomorrow’s not Friday. 3. The day after tomorrow isn’t even Friday!”
"Three facts about Tuesday. 1. It's not Friday. 2. Tomorrow's not Friday. 3. The day after tomorrow isn't even Friday!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“Thursday—the most useless day of the week”
A saying about THursday has been printed on several ecards: "Thursday. The most useless day of the week. It only exists as a reminder that it's been a really long week, and it's…
“Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, It’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday”
"Thursday doesn't even count as a day, It's just the thing that's blocking Friday" is a jocular Thursday saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was…
“Thursdays are just wannabes. They wannabe Friday, but they’re not!”
"Thursdays are just wannabes. They wannabe Friday, but they're not" is a Thursday saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship probably comes from an image.…
“Time flies when you throw away calendars”
"Time flies" means that time passes quickly. Time doesn't literally "fly," but there are jokes. "Time flies when you throw away calendars" was posted on Twitter…
“Time flies when you throw your watch”
"Time flies" means that time passes quickly. Time doesn't literally "fly," but there are jokes. "Time flies when you throw your watch" was posted on the newsgroup…
“Time flies when you’re having fun”
"Tempus fugit" is a classical Latin saying meaning "time flies. Newspaper columnist Franklin Pierce Adams (1881-1960) wrote in 1916: "Well, well -- as the semi-sosh remarked…
“Time flies when you’re throwing watches”
"Time flies" means that time passes quickly. Time doesn't literally "fly," but there are jokes. "Time flies when you throw your watch" was posted on the newsgroup…