“Time is precious. Waste it wisely”
"Time is precious. Waste it wisely" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This is a variation of, "Time is previous. Spend it wisely." "Consumers should soon…
“Time machine for sale. Guaranteed previous day delivery”
"Just bought a time machine from Amazon.Well you have to when they offer previous day delivery. http://bit.ly/1J07av2 via @sickipedia" was posted on Twitter by Fresh Stand Up on May 25,…
“Time machine for sale. Previous day delivery available”
"Just bought a time machine from Amazon.Well you have to when they offer previous day delivery. http://bit.ly/1J07av2 via @sickipedia" was posted on Twitter by Fresh Stand Up on May 25,…
“Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician”
"Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Since at least 2009, many images have credited American writer and…
“Time’s fun when you’re having flies, Kermit said”
"Time flies when you're having fun" is an old saying. "Time's fun when you're having flies, Kermit (the frog) said" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“Tis the sea-sun”
"'Tis the sea-sun" -- a pun on "season" -- is a summer saying that has been printed on many images. "'Tis the sea-sun" was printed in the Los Angeles (CA)…
“Tis the season to be freezin’”
"'Tis the season to be freezin'" is a winter saying that has been printed on many images. "Tis the season to be freezin'" was printed in the Casa Grande (AZ)…
“To avoid cracked, dry skin this winter, take half a lemon, a bottle of tequila, salt, and don’t go outside”
"To avoid cracked, dry skin this winter, take half a lemon, a bottle of tequila, salt, and don’t go outside" -- that is, have a Margarita cocktail -- is a jocular saying that has been…
“To be fair, I should stay out of the sun”
The expression "to be fair" means to speak or act honestly. It usually doesn't mean "to be of a fair complexion," but there are jokes. This was posted on Reddit --…
“Today is April Fools’ Day. Believe nothing and trust no one. Just like any other day” (April 1)
"Today/Tomorrow is April Fools' Day. Believe nothing and trust no one. Just like any other day" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @CallMeeDaddyy Tomorrow is…
“Today is Saturday not Slacker-day”
"It's Saturday, not Slackerday" and "Today is Saturday. Today is not Slacker-day" are Saturday saying that have been pinted on many images. The saying means that Saturday…
“Today is Saturday. Today is not Slacker-day”
"It's Saturday, not Slackerday" and "Today is Saturday. Today is not Slacker-day" are Saturday saying that have been pinted on many images. The saying means that Saturday…
“Today my car clock is right again. My patience has finally paid off”
"Today my car clock is right again. My patience has finally paid off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker never changed the car clock an hour…
“Today’s Forecast: Sunrise, sunset and some shit in between”
"Today's Forecast: Sunrise, sunset and some shit in between" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "So... Today's forecast - Sunrise, sunset and some…
“Today’s Forecast: Sunrise, sunset and some stuff in between”
"Today's Forecast: Sunrise, sunset and some shit in between" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "So... Today's forecast - Sunrise, sunset and some…
“Today’s weather? Room temperature” (quarantine joke)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in home quarantines. Many people rarely left their homes, and the weather reports suddenly became irrelevant. "Today's weather? Room…
“Today/Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one”
"Today/Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one" is a New Year's saying that has been printed on many images. American country music singer and…
“Tomorrow is April Fools’ Day. Believe nothing and trust no one. Just like any other day” (March 31)
"Today/Tomorrow is April Fools' Day. Believe nothing and trust no one. Just like any other day" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @CallMeeDaddyy Tomorrow is…
“Too Cold To Keep Changing Sign. Sin Bad. Jesus Good. Details Inside” (church sign)
"Too Hot/Cold To Keep Changing Sign. Sin Bad. Jesus Good. Details Inside" is a jocular church sign that has been printed on many images. "Too Hot To Keep Changing Sign. Sin Bad.…
“Too Hot To Keep Changing Sign. Sin Bad. Jesus Good. Details Inside” (church sign)
"Too Hot/Cold To Keep Changing Sign. Sin Bad. Jesus Good. Details Inside" is a jocular church sign that has been printed on many images. "Too Hot To Keep Changing Sign. Sin Bad.…