“If 10% is enough for God, it’s enough for the IRS”
There are several Bible verses about giving to God, usually interpreted as giving 10%. A popular bumper sticker about the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) is: "If 10% is enough for God,…
“If 2020 was a bath bomb, it would be a fucking toaster”
The COVID-19 pandemic made 2020 a bad year for many people. "If 2020 was a bath bomb it would be a fucking toaster" was posted on Twitter by Callum Lyon on October 28, 2020. A toaster, of…
“If a cop tells you to put your hands in the air, don’t wave them like you just don’t care”
“Throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care” is a saying that became popular in the 1980s. What if the police tell you to put your hands in the air? "When a cop tells you to…
“If a fart can get through underwear and a pair of jeans, how can a mask made of cloth save you?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in face mask requirements in some places. However, some people questioned the usefulness of face masks. "If a fart can get through underwear and a…
“If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so”
"If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so" is a popular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is often credited to American…
“If a leader needs mandates to get people to comply with science…”
"If a leader needs mandates to get people to comply with science, then either the leader is fake or the science is fake. Or both are fake" is a saying that has been printed on a popular…
“If a man is right, he cannot be too radical; if wrong, he cannot be too conservative”
"If a man is right, he cannot be too radical; if wrong, he cannot be too conservative" has been credited to American humorist Josh Billings, the pen name Henry Wheeler Shaw (1818-1885).…
“If a person has integrity, nothing else matters”
The following saying illustrates the importance of integrity in business and in politics: "If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else…
“If a person wants to be atheistic it’s his God-given right to be an atheist”
Do atheists have God-given rights? "Yes, you have a God-given right to be an atheist in America" was printed in the Twin Falls (ID) Times-News on July 7, 1963. "It's my…
“If a politician says you don’t need a gun, you need a gun”
"If a politician says you don’t need a gun, you need a gun" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. "If a politician says 'You don't need a…
“If a potato can become vodka, you can become a saint”
"If a potato can become vodka, then you can become anything you want to be" is a jocular inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. There are many variations on the…
“If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping?”
"If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping?" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "If abortion is murder then condoms are weapons of mass…
“If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Harry ShearerHarry Julius Shearer (born December 23, 1943) is an American actor, comedian, writer, voice actor, musician, author, radio host, director and…
“If all the countries in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterMartin Williams@Martin1WilliamsIf all the countries in the world are in debt where did the money go?10:41 AM · Mar 20, 2019·Twitter Web Client
“If an argument lasts more than five minutes, both sides are wrong”
American astrophysicist and author Neil deGrasse Tyson wrote in 1998: "It's sometimes said that if an argument lasts more than a few minutes, both sides are wrong. A splendid aphorism,…
“If an illegal immigrant and a child molester get into a fight, is it Alien vs. Predator?”
"Let's have illegal immigrants hunt down sex offenders for a chance at citizenship. We'll call it 'Aliens vs. Predators'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“If an illegal immigrant got into a fight with a pedophile, would that make it Alien vs. Predator?”
"Let's have illegal immigrants hunt down sex offenders for a chance at citizenship. We'll call it 'Aliens vs. Predators'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“If at first you don’t succeed, reward failure by throwing more money at it.—The Government”
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” is a popular American poem verse from the 1830s. The verse has many joke endings that replace “try, try again.” "If at first you…
“If authoritarianism is on your side today, trust me, it won’t be tomorrow. #history”
"If authoritarianism is on your side today, trust me, it won't be tomorrow. #history" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "IF AUTHORITARIANISM IS ON YOUR SIDE TODAY,…
“If being in space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut, then I’m a proctologist”
Blue Origin NS-31 was a sub-orbital spaceflight on April 14, 2025. It lasted only about 15 minutes, but the crew members were called "astronauts." This was posted on X/Twitter by Jeremy…