“I’m celebrating President’s Day by making a bunch of promises I have no plan on keeping”

A joke about Presidents’ Day is a reminder that presidents make campaign promises that they seldom keep.
   
“Happy Presidents Day… Celebrate Presidents Day by making a promise you have no intentions of keeping!” was posted on Twitter by George on February 15, 2010. “I’m celebrating President’s Day by making a bunch of promises I have no plan on keeping” was posted on Twitter by Adam on February 21, 2022. “I’m celebrating President’s Day this year by making huge promises that I have no intent on keeping” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on February 18, 2023.
   
   
Wikipedia: Presidents’ Day
Presidents’ Day, also called Washington’s Birthday at the federal governmental level, is a holiday in the United States celebrated on the third Monday of February to honor all those who served as presidents of the United States and, since 1879, has been the federal holiday honoring Founding Father George Washington, who led the Continental Army to victory in the American Revolutionary War, presided at the Constitutional Convention of 1787, and was the first U.S. president.
 
The day is an official state holiday in most states, with names including Washington’s Birthday, Presidents’ Day, President’s Day, Presidents Day, and Washington’s and Lincoln’s Birthday.
       
Twitter
George
@infantry1
Happy Presidents Day… Celebrate Presidents Day by making a promise you have no intentions of keeping!
3:25 PM · Feb 15, 2010
 
Twitter
Bret†Joseph†Muraski†
@unite_and_fight
Since today is President’s Day…it’d only be fitting to celebrate by making promises that we have no intention on keeping. 😊
11:29 AM · Feb 20, 2012
     
Twitter
A Girl
@Sourpatchgirl48
Happy Presidents’ Day! I’m celebrating by making a bunch of eloquent promises and not keeping any of them.
1:36 PM · Feb 18, 2013
   
Twitter
Robin
@robin195026
Sorry, I celebrate Presidents Day by making a bunch of promises that I have no intention of keeping
Quote Tweet
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7Chicago
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Feb 16, 2020
PRESIDENT’S DAY SALES: Consumer Investigator Jason Knowles has advice on what deals and steals are out there
https://abc7.ws/2OZGDYf
5:54 PM · Feb 16, 2020
 
Twitter
Adam
@adamgreattweet
I’m celebrating President’s Day by making a bunch of promises I have no plan on keeping
3:00 PM · Feb 21, 2022
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/coffee-mutt February 18, 2023
I’m celebrating President’s Day this year by making huge promises that I have no intent on keeping.
 
Twitter
oneliners and jokes
@funnyoneliners
I’m celebrating President’s Day this year by making huge promises that I have no intent on keeping.
3:15 PM · Feb 18, 2023