“I’m rooting for the asteroid to be perfectly honest”
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Wikipedia: Asteroid impact avoidance
Asteroid impact avoidance encompasses the methods by which near-Earth objects (NEO) on a potential collision course with Earth could be diverted, preventing destructive impact events. An impact by a sufficiently large asteroid or other NEOs would cause, depending on its impact location, massive tsunamis or multiple firestorms, and an impact winter caused by the sunlight-blocking effect of large quantities of pulverized rock dust and other debris placed into the stratosphere.
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I’m Rooting for the Asteroid 50s style song #ComedyMusic #DarkHumor #aimusic
Blunder Rhythms
Jul 10, 2024
🌟 I’m Rooting for the Asteroid 🌟
Life got you down? Need a break from the everyday grind? Dive into this hilarious, light-hearted tune that imagines a fun twist to our mundane lives. “I’m Rooting for the Asteroid” is here to bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your heart with its whimsical lyrics and upbeat melody.
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I’m Rooting for the Asteroid - lyrics video | A Darkly Humorous Anthem for Modern Times
Blunder Rhythms
Nov 3, 2024
Tired of the daily grind, endless traffic jams, and social media wars? This tongue-in-cheek anthem channels the exhaustion and chaos of modern life, with a twist of dark humor. Sit back, grab some popcorn, and enjoy as we imagine a big ol’ space rock bringing an end to the madness. Sometimes, it’s just too much to handle – and for those moments, we’re ‘rooting for the asteroid.’🎶 Lyrics include: “I’ve had enough of this crazy ride, people losing their minds left and right…” “Watching humanity’s final blow, no more worries, no more strife…”If you’re looking for a laugh (and maybe a little catharsis), hit play, sing along, and remember – sometimes the best way to cope is to find the humor in it all. Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and leave a comment if you’re also ‘rooting for the asteroid’! 🌍💥
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I’m Rooting for the Asteroid (old country)
Blunder Rhythms
Feb 2, 2025
🎸 Rooting for the Asteroid – An Old Country Tune for the End of the World 🌾☄️
When the world feels like it’s gone off the rails, sometimes all you can do is sit back, strum your guitar, and watch it burn. Rooting for the Asteroid brings that classic old country sound with a dark twist—twangy guitars, heartfelt vocals, and a wry sense of humor about the madness around us. It’s the kind of song you’d hear crackling through an old radio as the sky falls.
Feb 26, 2025
What’s that in the sky? A rock? A cosmic curveball? Or just the perfect excuse to finally kick back and relax? 😎☀️
🚀 In this retro-inspired rock ‘n’ roll jam, we’re bringing you a brand-new set of lyrics that add a lighthearted, cheeky twist to the end of the world. With a 1950s-style melody and a kitschy, over-the-top optimism, this version keeps the humor intact while making the impending doom feel like one big, stress-free beach day.