“I’m at that age where the most exciting text I get is, ‘Your prescription is ready for pickup’”

Texting can be romantic—or not. “I’m at the point in life where the hottest text I get is: ‘Your prescription is ready for pick up’” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.
 
“I know I’m getting old when I get excited about a text saying my prescription is ready 😅” was posted on X/Twitter by Eileen Hopkins on March 25, 2021. “I’m at the point in life where the hottest text I get is ‘your prescription is ready for pick up’” was posted on Facebook by Khotso Master Peace II on May 17, 2021. “I’m at that age where the most exciting text I get is, ‘Your prescription is ready for pickup’” was posted on Facebook by Oldtimers on December 7, 2025.
 
     
X/Twitter
Eileen Hopkins
@eileenhoppy
I know I’m getting old when I get excited about a text saying my prescription is ready 😅
3:32 PM · Mar 25, 2021
 
Facebook
Khotso Master Peace II
May 17, 2021 at 1:18 PM ·
I’m at the point in life where the hottest text I get is “your prescription is ready for pick up”
 
X/Twitter
Jadelynn Brooke
@jadelynnbrooke
I’m at the point in life where the hottest text I get is “your prescription is ready for pick up”
8:30 PM · May 23, 2021
 
Facebook
Allan Southerland
May 26, 2021 at 8:17 AM ·
I’m at the point in life where the sexiest text I get is “your prescription is ready to be picked up”
   
Facebook
Joe Falco
May 27, 2021 at 7:24 PM ·
I’m at the point in life
where the hottest text I
get is “Your prescription
is ready for pick up”
 
Bluesky
Rebel Kayla
‪@rebelkayla.bsky.social‬
I’m at the point in life where the hottest text I get is “Your prescription is ready for pick up.”
11:57 PM · Sep 29, 2023
 
Facebook
Ronald Vincent
January 24, 2024 at 12:51 PM ·
Getting old when the highlight of your day is getting a text from CVS saying your prescription is ready for pickup! Ha Ha 🙂
 
iFunny
nickolaiarcher
26 mar 2024
I’m at the point in life where the hottest text I get is “your prescription is ready for pick up”
 
X/Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I’m at the point in life where the hottest text I get is “your prescription is ready for pick up”
6:19 PM · Oct 12, 2024
 
Facebook
Oldtimers
Poster based in Austria · December 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM ·
I’m at that age where the most exciting text I get is, ‘Your prescription is ready for pickup.’
 
X/Twitter
Marc
@MarcJ00
I’m at that age where the most exciting text I get is, ‘Your prescription is ready for pickup.’...🙃🤪
12:50 AM · Dec 8, 2025
   
Facebook
im not right in the head.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:43 PM ·
I’m at the point in life where the hottest text I get is: “Your prescription is ready for pick up”