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December 28, 2015
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?”

Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Harry ShearerHarry Julius Shearer (born December 23, 1943) is an American actor, comedian, writer, voice actor, musician, author, radio host, director and…

January 2, 2022
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If all the countries in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?”

Entry in progress -- BP TwitterMartin Williams@Martin1WilliamsIf all the countries in the world are in debt where did the money go?10:41 AM · Mar 20, 2019·Twitter Web Client

January 2, 2015
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If an argument lasts more than five minutes, both sides are wrong”

American astrophysicist and author Neil deGrasse Tyson wrote in 1998: "It's sometimes said that if an argument lasts more than a few minutes, both sides are wrong. A splendid aphorism,…

May 18, 2023
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If an illegal immigrant and a child molester get into a fight, is it Alien vs. Predator?”

"Let's have illegal immigrants hunt down sex offenders for a chance at citizenship. We'll call it 'Aliens vs. Predators'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…

May 20, 2023
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If an illegal immigrant got into a fight with a pedophile, would that make it Alien vs. Predator?”

"Let's have illegal immigrants hunt down sex offenders for a chance at citizenship. We'll call it 'Aliens vs. Predators'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…

May 22, 2024
Government/Law/Military/Religion /HealthWork/Businesses

“If at first you don’t succeed, reward failure by throwing more money at it.—The Government”

“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” is a popular American poem verse from the 1830s. The verse has many joke endings that replace “try, try again.” "If at first you…

August 29, 2022
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If authoritarianism is on your side today, trust me, it won’t be tomorrow. #history”

"If authoritarianism is on your side today, trust me, it won't be tomorrow. #history" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "IF AUTHORITARIANISM IS ON YOUR SIDE TODAY,…

April 16, 2025
Government/Law/Military/Religion /HealthWork/Businesses

“If being in space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut, then I’m a proctologist”

Blue Origin NS-31 was a sub-orbital spaceflight on April 14, 2025. It lasted only about 15 minutes, but the crew members were called "astronauts." This was posted on X/Twitter by Jeremy…

October 28, 2024
Government/Law/Military/Religion /HealthPets (Dogs, Cats, Horses)

“If cats could talk to cops, they wouldn’t”

"If cats could talk to cops, they wouldn't" is a meme that has been printed on many images. The meme combines the sayings "If cats could [X}, they wouldn't" with…

January 25, 2025
Education/SchoolsGovernment/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If children started school at six months old and their teachers gave them walking lessons…”

Many people believe that they can't exist without government schools -- rather than home schooling --just because things have long been this way. This was posted on X/Twitter by Geoff Graham…

April 16, 2013
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If Congress has the right under the Constitution to issue paper money ...”

President Andrew Jackson (1767-1845) said in a July 10, 1832 Veto Message Regarding the Bank of the United States: "The money so coined, with its value so regulated, and such foreign coins as…

April 5, 2024
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If cops can execute you because they ‘saw a gun,’ you do not have the right to bear arms”

"If cops can execute you because they 'saw a gun,' you do not have the right to bear arms" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If a cop can execute you…

March 27, 2020
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If coronavirus doesn’t take you out, can I?”

The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led to some jocular pickup lines. This was posted on Twitter by yikes on March 9, 2020: "If the coronavirus doesn’t take you out, can I?" "If…

March 28, 2020
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If COVID-19 doesn’t take you out, can I?”

The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led to some jocular pickup lines. This was posted on Twitter by yikes on March 9, 2020: "If the coronavirus doesn’t take you out, can I?" "If…

February 12, 2025
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If cutting government funding shuts down an NGO, it is not, and never was a Non Governmental Organization”

The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) was established in 2025 and sought to cut government costs, such as money to NGOs. Many people wondered why a non-governmental organization (NGO)…

February 14, 2025
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If cutting government funding shuts down an NGO, it was never a Non Governmental Organization”

The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) was established in 2025 and sought to cut government costs, such as money to NGOs. Many people wondered why a non-governmental organization (NGO)…

July 29, 2024
Government/Law/Military/Religion /HealthWork/Businesses

“If DEI is a good thing, why do they get upset when you call someone a DEI hire?”

In July 2024, U.S. Vice President Kamala Harris replaced President Joe Biden on the Democrat ticket for President for the 2024 election. Some Republicans called her a "DEI hire," and…

July 25, 2016
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If earth is the third planet from the sun, then isn’t every country a third world country?”

The term "third world" was popularized in the 1950s during the Cold War and referred to political alignments, but there's a joke: "If earth is the third planet from the sun,…

September 21, 2019
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If everyone in the world was right-handed, then there would be nobody left”

"What would happen if everyone in the world was right handed? There would be nobody left" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Carlo Borja on January 30, 2014. "If everyone in the…

June 20, 2015
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?”

Manhattan-born comedian George Carlin (1937-2008) wrote in Napalm & Silly Putty (2002): "The contra killers were known as 'freedom fighters.' Well, if crime fighters fight crime…

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