“I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.”/“You’re the lawyer.”/“Where’s my present?”

A lawyer joke was posted on Twitter by Marf on December 23, 2016:
   
[Interview room]
Me: I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present
Cop: You ARE the lawyer
Me: So where’s my present?!
 
     
Twitter   
Marf
@MarfSalvador
[Interview room]
Me: I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present
Cop: You ARE the lawyer
Me: So where’s my present?!
9:28 AM - 23 Dec 2016
   
Twitter
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@kayfbeatz
[Interview room]
Me: I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present
Police: You ARE the lawyer
Me: So, where’s my present?!
12:26 AM - 17 Feb 2017
 
Reddit—Jokes
A man in an interrogation room says “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.”
submitted March 22, 2018 by Jarter16
Cop: You are the lawyer.
Lawyer: Exactly, so where’s my present?
   
Reddit—Jokes
A man in an interrogation room
submitted April 10, 2018 by zinkelburger
A man in an interrogation room says “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.”
Cop: You are the lawyer.
Lawyer: Exactly, so where’s my present?
 
Reddit—Dad Jokes
A man in an interrogation room says “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.” (self.dadjokes)
submitted May 9, 2018 by SapphicGarnet
Cop: You are the lawyer.
Lawyer: Exactly, so where’s my present?
First saw it on badjokesbyjeff