"So the bills are washed, the laundry is paid, the clothes are in the oven and the last load of dinner is in the dryer... who says I can't multitask?" is a jocular saying that has…
"You're telling me a crab ran this goon?" (or "So you're telling me a crab ran this goon?") is a joke on "crab rangoon" that has been printed on many images.…
"Sun-dried tomatoes" shouldn't be confused with "son-dried tomatoes," but there are jokes that have been printed on many images. "so you’re telling me your son dried…
"Sun-dried tomatoes" shouldn't be confused with "son-dried tomatoes," but there are jokes that have been printed on many images. "so you’re telling me your son dried…
On social media, people can take offense where none was intended. "The Internet is fun because you can post about blueberry muffins and somehow end up in a fight" was posted on Facebook…
Many people have compared the taste of sparkling water (seltzer, carbonated water, soda water, club soda) to tv static. "Sparkling water tastes like what I imagine an all static TV channel…
Many people have compared the taste of sparkling water (seltzer, carbonated water, soda water, club soda) to tv static. "Sparkling water tastes like what I imagine an all static TV channel…
Soft pretzels seem to have either no salt or too much salt, with no in-between. This was posted on Facebook by Dan Regan on March 4, 2021: "Soft pretzels come two ways: - no salt - enough salt…
"Soft taco, warm taco, little ball of meat. Happy taco, sleepy taco, eat, eat, eat" is a taco poem that has been printed on many images. "Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur.…
"I like my music loud and my coffee strong" (also "I like my music loud, my coffee strong and my dreams big/large") and "There are days in life when we need to drink our…
"Some days you make the coffee. Other/Some days the coffee makes you" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. “Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats…
"Some days you make the coffee. Other/Some days the coffee makes you" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. “Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats…
"Some days you're the donut, some days you're the hole" is a saying that has been printed on a Hallmark card. The saying is the same as "some days you win, some days you…
"Some empanadas be having mad air in them no EMPA, just NADA & I don't like that" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Some empanadas look big, but inside…
"Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Some girls are made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Not all…
"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" (1963) is a Christmas song that was recorded by singer Andy Williams (1927-2012). "Thyme" is a popular pun on the word…
"Some like carrots, others like cabbage" is allegedly a gardening cliché to show that people have different tastes. The supposed proverb is cited in print from only 2006. A Crop of…
"Pease Porridge Hot" (or "Pease Pudding Hot") is a children's singing game and nursery rhyme that was printed in John Newbery's Mother Goose's Melody (1760):…
"Some mornings it's best to just fill the sink with coffee, dunk your head in it and suck" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Some mornings…
"Some mornings it's best to just fill the sink with coffee, dunk your head in it and suck" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Some mornings…