"Oxygin" (oxygen + gin) and "hydrogin" (hydrogen + gin) are jocular terms. A now-classic joke was printed in Manners: A Novel by Miss Francis Moore: "Every body learns…
"Water is good for only two things: floating ships and making beer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The Denver (C) Post of January 24, 1996, credits the aphorism to…
"Water is just beer/bourbon/coffee/tea/whiskey that hasn't reached its full potential" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "{Life Says} Water is just beer…
Water is a liquid and ice is a solid. "Water is just boneless ice" is a jocular saying. "Water is just boneless ice" was posted on Twitter by adam on May 14, 2017. "wAtEr…
"Water is like snow juice. Like cloud milk" -- an interesting description of rain and snow -- was posted on Twitter on December 20, 2013. "Water is just cloud milk... think about…
"Water is just beer/bourbon/coffee/tea/whiskey that hasn't reached its full potential" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "{Life Says} Water is just beer…
Some people jocularly refer to water as "ice juice." "Overheard at the lunch table from my 5 year old: 'Water is melted ice juice'" was posted on Twitter by Jamie on…
"Water is just beer/bourbon/coffee/tea/whiskey that hasn't reached its full potential" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "{Life Says} Water is just beer…
"Water is the default flavor" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on June 14, 2020. Some people disagreed. "The default flavor is actually your saliva. So if something has no…
A viral tweet (over 420,000 likes) was posted on Twitter by Alex Pettijohn @98fireball on April 6, 2019: "I used to think coffee was a grown-up drink. Then I thought alcohol was a grown up…
"Water separates the people of the world, wine unites them" (or, "wine brings them/people together") is a saying of unknown origin that has been cited in print since at least…
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit -- ShowerthoughtsPosted by u/Bariqhonium January 29, 2015When you water something, you add water to keep it alive. When you milk something, you take milk away to keep…
The word "watermelon" is 50% water and 50% melon. However, a watermelon is actually about 90% water. "Watermelon: 50% water 50% melon" was posted on Twitter on June 27, 2010.…
Is watermelon mostly water? "Watermelon is such an unfulfilling fruit. It is just crunchy water" was posted on Twitter on November 9, 2010. "Watermelon is crunchy water , tf ? like…
Is watermelon mostly water? "Watermelon is such an unfulfilling fruit. It is just crunchy water" was posted on Twitter on November 9, 2010. "Watermelon is crunchy water , tf ? like…
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit -- 3amjokesPosted by u/muratzel October 22, 2022Watermelons are 92% waterWhich means they're only 8% melon Reddit -- OnelienrsPosted by u/muratzel October 22,…
Watermelons are often compared to pumpkins. Watermelons are usually associated with summer, while pumpkins are usually associated with Halloween in October. "watermelons are summer pumpkins…
Watermelons are mostly water. Kumquats are mostly...? "Just found out that watermelons are 92% water. On an unrelated note, I’m never eating a kumquat again..." was posted on Twitter by…
Many people think that watermelons look like large cucumbers. "Watermelons look like fat cucumbers" was posted on Twitter by ✯αℓαnα✯ on July 6, 2012. "Watermelons look like…
"We all deserve morning sex and pancakes" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "We all deserve morning sex and pancakes - saralenore: Or waffles..…