“Some only dream of cake. Others bake it happen”
"Some only dream of cake. Others bake it happen" is a cake saying that has been printed on an image. The saying was posted on Twitter by Nundyrez on December 29, 2017. Twitter ♡ ⚰️…
“Some people age like fine wine. Me? I aged like milk. I got sour and chunky”
"Some people age like fine wine. Me? I aged like milk. I got sour and chunky" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Women age like a fine wine, men age like…
“Some people battle their way to the top, while others bottle their way to the bottom”
"Some people battle their way to the top, while others bottle their way to the bottom" is a drinking saying that has been frequently reprinted. "Some men battle their way to the top,…
“Some people cry when they chop onions. I find the trick is not to form an emotional attachment”
Cutting onions can cause many people to cry. It's not because they have strong emotional feelings for the onions, but there are jokes. "A lot of people cry when they chop onions, I…
“Some people like to be wined and dined. We like to be beered and cheered”
"Beer and cheer" is a term like "wine and dine." "They were wined, dined, beered and cheered each day of their drill" was printed in the Morning World-Herald (Omaha,…
“Some people like to relax with a glass of wine… And others prefer a bottle”
"Some people like to relax with a glass of wine... And others prefer a bottle" (or "Some people like to relax with a glass of wine... And others with a bottle") is a wine saying…
“Some people recommend horse manure on strawberries, but I prefer whipped cream”
"Some people recommend horse manure on strawberries, but I prefer whipped cream" is an old joke. "Manure on strawberries" refers to fertilizing strawberry plants; "whipped…
“Some people say I’m crazy because I talk to my food. My sauces tell me otherwise”
"Sources" can sound like "sauces." "RT @sickijokes: Some people say I'm crazy because I talk to my food....... My sauces tell me otherwise" was posted on Twitter…
“Some people won’t try bacon for religious reasons. I won’t try religion for bacon reasons”
"Some people won't try bacon for religious reasons. I won't try religion for bacon reasons" is a bacon saying that has been printed on many images. “@CheThinks: Some people…
“Some pumpkins” (something of importance)
"Some pumpkins" or "some punkins" means something impressive or something of importance. The term became popular in 1840s in the United States. "The people of Western…
“Some punkins” (something of importance)
"Some pumpkins" or "some punkins" means something impressive or something of importance. The term became popular in 1840s in the United States. "The people of Western…
“Some things are better left unsaid, but I’ll probably get drunk and say them anyway”
"Some things are better left unsaid, but I'll probably get drunk and say them anyway" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Some things are better left…
“Some things in life are okay to be left unfinished. Wine is not one of them”
"Some things in life are okay to be left unfinished. Wine is not one of them" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship is unknown. "there are some things in…
“Some women want to be wined and dined, I want to be margarita’d and taco’d”
"Some women want to be wined and dined, I want to be margarita’d and taco’d" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Some women want to be wined and dined.…
“Somebody asked if I have time to spell Wonton backwards? I said, ‘not now’”
"Wonton" spelled backwards is "notnow" ('not now"). This is sometimes made into a joke that women -- especially Jewish women -- like to avoid having sex. "Here is…
“Somebody asked me my favorite Irish food. I’m going to have to say the McRib”
McRib is a minced pork sandwich with barbecue sauce sold at McDonald's fast food restaurants. It is not Irish food, but there are jokes. "Irish food peaked with the McRib" was posted…
“Somebody gonna have to casseroll me outta here”
People who eat too much casserole need to be "casserolled" from the dining table. "Casseroll" is a jocular portmanteau word from "casserole" and "roll."…
“Somebody just threw a jar of mayonnaise at me. I was like, ‘What the Hellmann?’”
Hellmann's is a popular brand of mayonnaise. There are, of course, "hell man" jokes. "My girlfriend just threw mayonnaise at me, what the Hellman" was posted on Twitter by…
“Somebody should market a beer called ‘Occasionally’ so I can say, ‘I only drink occasionally’”
"They need to make a beer called 'Occasionally', so when I tell people that I only drink occasionally, they wont judge me" is a joke that was posted on Twitter on August 24,…
“Somebody told me my body was shaped like a ketchup bottle. I took it as a condiment”
“He said, ‘You remind me of a pepper pot.’ I said, ‘I’ll take that as a condiment’” is a joke that has been told by many British comedians. There are other condiment variations.…