“Vodka sausages are the Absolut wurst”
Absolut Vodka is made in southern Sweden. An “Absolut wurst” (absolute worst) pun applies to sausage-flavored vodka or vodka-flavored sausage.
“Vodka sausages are the Absolut wurst. http://tmblr.co/ZQ1C1yltZrTV” was posted on Twitter by JenderFEAR | Halloween Goblin on May 26, 2013. “They have beer brats but feature a signature dish of vodka sausage called The Absolut Wurst” was posted on Twitter by “knees weak, dad’s machete” on June 6, 2018. “My business of making vodka flavoured sausages was a total disaster. It was the Absolut Wurst” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on April 20, 2020.
“Not a big fan of this new flavored vodka. In fact, I hate it. I mean, really, sausage flavor? It’s the Absolut Wurst” was posted on Twitter by Matt Johnson on October 24, 2013. “Sausage flavored vodka: Absolut Wurst” was posted on Twitter by scarlet brogonias PA-C on September 26, 2015. “Smoked sausage flavoured vodka would be the Absolut Wurst” was posted on Twitter by Richie Favalaro on June 5, 2018.
Wikipedia: Absolut Vodka
Absolut Vodka is a brand of vodka, produced near Åhus, in southern Sweden. Absolut is a part of the French group Pernod Ricard. Pernod Ricard bought Absolut for €5.63 billion in 2008 from the Swedish state. Absolut is one of the largest brands of spirits in the world (after Smirnoff, Bacardi) and is sold in 126 countries.
Twitter
JenderFEAR | Halloween Goblin
@jenderqueerblue
Vodka sausages are the Absolut wurst. http://tmblr.co/ZQ1C1yltZrTV
12:13 PM · May 26, 2013·Tumblr
Twitter
emma
@EmmaNicole1995
Vodka sausages are the Absolut wurst.
8:09 PM · May 27, 2013·TweetDeck
Twitter
Mx Mobius
@InterwebHobo
Vodka sausages are the Absolut wurst.
6:59 PM · Jun 5, 2013·Twitter SMS
Twitter
Matt Johnson
@MattJohnsonPhD
Not a big fan of this new flavored vodka. In fact, I hate it. I mean, really, sausage flavor? It’s the Absolut Wurst.
6:11 PM · Oct 24, 2013·YoruFukurou
Twitter
scarlet brogonias PA-C
@kathleem
Sausage flavored vodka: Absolut Wurst
6:58 PM · Sep 26, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Collector | Customiser | Innovator
@customhotwheels
I’m thinking Vodka flavoured sausages?
No, that’s the Absolut Wurst idea ever
7:32 PM · Jul 28, 2016·Facebook
Twitter
Nick Rocket
@Stabbies
I’m thinking Vodka flavored sausages? On the other hand, that’s the Absolut Wurst idea ever!
5:21 AM · Jul 29, 2016·Twitter Web Client
Facebook
Scott Drebus
August 28, 2016 at 10:30 PM ·
I just boiled German sausage in Swedish vodka. It was the Absolut wurst.
Twitter
Ciara Knight
@Ciara_Knight
Hey are you a Swedish brand of vodka and the German for sausage because you’re the Absolut wurst x
1:52 PM · Sep 23, 2017·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Richie Favalaro
@RichieFavalaro
Smoked sausage flavoured vodka would be the Absolut Wurst.
1:11 PM · Jun 5, 2018·TweetDeck
Twitter
knees weak, dad’s machete
@thuna_fish
Replying to @neilaglet
They have beer brats but feature a signature dish of vodka sausage called The Absolut Wurst
1:41 PM · Jun 6, 2018·Twitter Web App
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto April 20, 2020
My business of making vodka flavoured sausages was a total disaster.
It was the Absolut Wurst.
Twitter
DOPAMINE ENTHUSIAST
@WhyChrisBrain
Replying to @JaqTweedie
It’s the absolute worst, which is still better than Absolut Wurst, sausage flavoured vodka.
10:44 PM · Jun 27, 2020·Twitter Web App
Twitter
Tony Bannister
@badgerwocky
Replying to @RobertoFerdenzi
I had some awful German sausage flavoured vodka the other day. Absolut wurst.
8:02 PM · Jul 23, 2020·Twitter Web App
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/ImDyxlesic- November 27, 2020
I tried making an old family recipe of german sausage boiled in vodka.
It was the Absolut wurst.