“Smoke brisket, not weed”
"Smoke brisket, not crack/drugs/meth/weed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The Luscious Department of Narcotics & BBQ (NARBQUE) would like to remind…
“Smoked salmon should be sliced so thin, you can read the New York Times through it”
"Smoked salmon should be sliced so thin, you can read the New York Times through it" is an old saying of unknown authorship. "The cucumbers...should be sliced so thin you can read…
“Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. But smoking bacon will cure it”
A joke about cured meats is: "Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. But smoking bacon will cure it." "So smoking will kill you... bacon will kill you... but will smoking bacon…
“Smoothies are just cold fruit soup”
"Smoothies are just cold fruit soup" is a one-line saying about smoothies that has been printed on many images. "Think of it (smoothies -- ed.) as like a cold, fruit soup" was…
“Smoothies are just pre-chewed food”
A smoothie is sometimes described as pre-chewed food. "smoothies are just another way of saying 'pre-chewed' food" was posted on Twitter by The Ed Variant on August 4, 2011.…
“Smoothies are just pre-chewed fruit”
A smoothie is sometimes described as pre-chewed food. "smoothies are just another way of saying 'pre-chewed' food" was posted on Twitter by The Ed Variant on August 4, 2011.…
“Smoothies are pre-chewed fruit salads”
A smoothie is sometimes described as pre-chewed food. "smoothies are just another way of saying 'pre-chewed' food" was posted on Twitter by The Ed Variant on August 4, 2011.…
“Snails are just a vehicle for garlic and butter”
Many people believe that snails don't taste that great, but are merely an excuse for eating garlic and butter. "Often think snails are overrated. Vehicle for butter and garlic. Chewy like…
“Sneezed all over my toast. Can’t believe it snot butter”
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! is a brand substitute for butter. "I can’t believe it's snot butter" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I…
“Snickers without peanuts is a Milky Way. Milky Way without caramel is a 3 Musketeers”
Many American candy bars are similar. "A milky way is just a snikers with out the peanuts and a three musketeers is a snickers without peanuts or carmel and a heath bar just sucks" was…
“Snow cones are just boneless popsicles”
Ice cream (and other frozen desserts) usually does not have the stick that a popsicle has. Some people have called these frozen desserts "boneless popsicles." "Ice cream is just…
“Snow happens, hot chocolate helps”
"Snow happens hot chocolate helps" is a winter saying of unknown authorship. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2019. Rachel Pitzel January 15, 2020 75 January / Winter…
“Snow White is a cautionary tale about eating a red delicious”
In the story Snow White, the titled character eats a poisoned apple and falls into a deep slumber. This was posted on Bluesky by ceej on APril 17, 2025, and it received over 5,300 likes: "snow…
“So dumb you need a half hour to cook Minute Rice” (food joke)
Minute Rice is a trademarked product that was introduced in 1949. It takes a few minutes to make Minute Rice, not necessarily just one minute. "So dumb/stupid you need a half hour (or hour) to…
“So dumb you need the recipe for ice” (food joke)
"So dumb/stupid you need the recipe for ice cubes" is a food joke that dates to at least 1983. The joke has been used in collections of Polish jokes and Texas A&M Aggie jokes…
“So far eating hasn’t filled the emptiness I feel inside, but I’m no quitter”
A jocular one-line saying about eating is: "So far eating hasn't filled the emptiness I feel inside, but I'm no quitter." The saying was posted on Twitter by Keith on September…
“So funny when recipe writers are like ‘this is a perfect one for those days when you have NOTHING in your fridge…’”
Some recipes are for when someone has "nothing in the fridge," but list ingredients that certainly won't be there. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by charlie on Januay3, 2022, and…
“So help me if I only taste 999 islands in this dressing”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Thousand Island dressing Thousand Island dressing is a Canadian salad dressing and condiment based on mayonnaise and usually ketchup or tomato purée and chopped…
“So if vegan bacon is ‘facon,’ what do you call vegan duck?”
"So if vegan bacon is 'facon' what do you call vegan duck?" was posted on X/Twitter by Rob Pearson on October 7, 2018. "So if vegan bacon is called facon, is vegan duck…
“So sad that in just a few days bread and dessert will have calories again”
"So sad that in just a few days bread and dessert will have calories again" was posted on Twitter by Ben Schwartz on December 27, 2018. The tweet received over 69,400 likes. Related…