“Virgin Margarita? You mean green sadness water?”
A "Virgin Margarita" contains no alcohol. This was posted on Twitter by El Arroyo (as shown on the sign of this restaurant from Austin, Texas) on September 7, 2021: "VIRGIN…
“Visualize Whirled Peas” (“Visualize Word Peace” pun)
"Visualize World Peace" was a popular bumper sticker saying, prompting the pun "Visualize Whirled Peas" bumper sticker (often with "Stop the Violins" printed above or…
“Vitamin B? You mean beer?”
"Vitamin B (beer)" has been printed on many images. "Vitamin B" is also slang for "Victoria Bitter" (VB), made in Melbourne, Victoria. "Vitamin…
“Vodka (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
“Vodka can be mixed with anything, including more vodka”
"Vodka can be mixed with anything, including more vodka" is a saying that has been printed on many images, usually on a list titled 'Top 10 Rules of Boozing." "vodka can be…
“Vodka has never been recalled for E. coli. Just saying”
Lettuce has been recalled for E-coli. "Bourbon/Vodka/Whiskey/Wine has never been recalled for E-coli" has been printed on many images. "Wild Turkey Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey…
“Vodka helps me appreciate the little things in life, like shot glasses”
"Whiskey helps me appreciate the little/small/smaller things in life, like shot glasses" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Whiskey" is sometimes…
“Vodka helps me appreciate the small things in life, like shot glasses”
"Whiskey helps me appreciate the little/small/smaller things in life, like shot glasses" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Whiskey" is sometimes…
“Vodka helps me appreciate the smaller things in life, like shot glasses”
"Whiskey helps me appreciate the little/small/smaller things in life, like shot glasses" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Whiskey" is sometimes…
“Vodka is healthy if you call it potato juice”
"Vodka is practically a health drink if you just call it 'potato juice'" and "Vodka is healthy if you call it potato juice" are jocular sayings that have been printed…
“Vodka is just angry water”
"Vodka is just angry water" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "@FunnyJokeBook more like: vodka is angry water!" was posted on Twitter by Nicola on October 27,…
“Vodka is just awesome water”
"Vodka is just awesome water" is a saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, buttons and posters. "Vodka is just awesome water" was first cited on…
“Vodka is just old potato juice”
"Vodka is (just) potato juice" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Booze IS healthy. As Red has pointed out before, vodka is just potato juice" was…
“Vodka is just potato juice”
"Vodka is (just) potato juice" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Booze IS healthy. As Red has pointed out before, vodka is just potato juice" was…
“Vodka is just spicy potato juice
"Vodka is (just) potato juice" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Booze IS healthy. As Red has pointed out before, vodka is just potato juice" was…
“Vodka is karaoke fuel”
Many people who can't sing look silly performing karaoke, and alcohol can help to fuel this. "Women drink vodka, rum, bourbon, tequila, why is whiskey a big deal? All good karaoke…
“Vodka is practically a health drink if you just call it ‘potato juice’”
"Vodka is practically a health drink if you just call it 'potato juice'" and "Vodka is healthy if you call it potato juice" are jocular sayings that have been printed…
“Vodka is vegan”
"Vodka is vegan" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying became popular in the 2000s. "Thank god Grey Goose Vodka is vegan" was posted on Twitter by John…
“Vodka isn’t a liquid. It’s a solution”
"Alcohol isn't a liquid, it's a solution" was posted on Twitter on December 27, 2012. "Vodka isn't a liquid. It's a solution" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes…
“Vodka mixes well with everything. Except decisions”
"Vodka mixes well with everything. Except decisions" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was first posted to Twitter on February 24, 2012. TwitterCollege…