"My hobbies include drinking wine and throwing sarcasm around like confetti" is a wine saying that has been printed on an image. The saying (and image) was posted on Facebook and Twitter…
"My hobbies include drinking wine and throwing sarcasm around like confetti" is a wine saying that has been printed on an image. The saying (and image) was posted on Facebook and Twitter…
"My hobbies include eating and (also) thinking about the next time I will be eating" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My hobbies include eating and thinking…
"My hobbies include eating and complaining that I'm getting fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My hobbies include eating and complaining about how fat I…
"My hobbies include eating and (also) thinking about the next time I will be eating" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My hobbies include eating and thinking…
Is pizza a meal? This was posted on X/Twitter by "Is this a bad time ?" on May 17, 2022: "My idea of a 5 course meal is pizza with 4 toppings." Authorship of the saying is…
"My girlfriend would probably throw up if I told her I put ginger in the curry she’s eating. She loved that cat" is a joke -- "Ginger" is the name of the cat -- that was…
"The/This kitchen was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it" and "My kitchen was clean last week. Sorry you missed it" are jocular sayings that have been printed on many images.…
There is a time in the late afternoon when it's seemingly too late for coffee, but too early for alcohol. "too late for coffee, too early for wine...what to do??" was posted on…
There is a time in the late afternoon when it's seemingly too late for coffee, but too early for alcohol. "too late for coffee, too early for wine...what to do??" was posted on…
"My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to be/get fat" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on…
"My life is a very complicated drinking game" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "'My life is a very complicated drinking game'" was posted on…
"My life is just a series of awkward and humiliating moments separated by snacks" is a snacking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by…
"My life is just a series of awkward and humiliating moments separated by snacks" is a snacking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by…
"My life is just a series of awkward and humiliating moments separated by snacks" is a snacking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by…
"Proofing" is a step in the preparation of yeast bread. There are several puns about this process. "I stole yeast from the local bakery. They can't prove a thing" was…
"My love language is sharing food" (or "Sharing food is my love language") is a popular saying. "sharing food is one of my love languages!" was posted on X/Twitter by…
"My mate’s in hospital after eating a bacon sandwich. It was mine!" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Nigel on September 9, 2024. "A really good friend of mine is in…
The mating call of many people is the sound of food being served. "My mating call is the sound of the microwave beeping" was posted on X/Twitter by Róisín on June 8, 2012."my…
The mating call of many people is the sound of food being served. "My mating call is the sound of the microwave beeping" was posted on X/Twitter by Róisín on June 8, 2012."my…