"Southerners saying 'sweet Jesus' implies…

“Sweet Jesus!” is an exclamation. It does not imply other flavors of Jesus, but there are jokes.

“You know what I like better than Sweet Jesus? that would be Sweet ‘n’ Sour Jesus!” was posted on Twitter by Bruce McGuire (de Brus Sean Mag Uidhir) on June 17, 2009. “Why is it always Sweet Jesus? How about some Sweet n Sour Jesus?” was posted on Twitter by Jamie Rich on March 14, 2010.

“the-barricade-girl: oh sweet jesus oh sour jesus oh BBQ jesus oh cool ranch jesus oh doritos locos… http://tmblr.co/ZXsqKxk5Ol_E” was posted on Twitter by sabrina on May 2, 2013.

“sweet jesus implies there is an existence of spicy jesus, salty jesus and sour jesus” was posted on Twitter by 𝑔ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑡𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙 on July 27, 2020. “southerners saying ‘sweet jesus’ implies the existance of umami jesus, spicy jesus, sour jesus, bitter jesus, and salty jesus” was posted on Twitter by Alicia 🔞 Demon Goddess of Lust on May 6, 2021.

The Free Dictionary
Sweet Jesus!
An exclamation of alarm, amazement, or exasperation. (Could be considered blasphemous to some.)

Twitter
Bruce McGuire (de Brus Sean Mag Uidhir)
@dunord
Replying to @dslifton
@dslifton You know what I like better than Sweet Jesus? that would be Sweet ‘n’ Sour Jesus!
5:39 PM · Jun 17, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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Jamie Rich
@jamerz3294
Replying to @wombat37
@wombat37 Why is it always Sweet Jesus? How about some Sweet n Sour Jesus?
7:40 PM · Mar 14, 2010·TweetDeck

Twitter
Jeremy
@YoungLive
“@lilyroseallen: Sweet jesus” sour Jesus…sweet and sour Jesus.. BBQ Jesus…chipotle Jesus
3:12 PM · Jan 26, 2011·Twitter for iPhone

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Beefcliffe
@thesmokinghyena
“Sweet Jesus” is a phrase. But what about “Savory Jesus” or “Sour Jesus”?
6:12 AM · Mar 10, 2013·Tweetbot for iOS

Twitter
Yueku
@itsyueku
How come everyone says “Sweet Jesus?” Nobody ever says “Salty Jesus” or “Sour Jesus”
7:21 PM · Mar 15, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
sabrina
@calilovescody
the-barricade-girl: oh sweet jesus oh sour jesus oh BBQ jesus oh cool ranch jesus oh doritos locos… http://tmblr.co/ZXsqKxk5Ol_E
10:08 PM · May 2, 2013·Tumblr

Twitter
Fruit Loop Dingus
@beamer98
the-barricade-girl: oh sweet jesus oh sour jesus oh BBQ jesus oh cool ranch jesus oh doritos locos tacos jesu … http://tmblr.co/ZDPHrvk5bzHG
11:51 PM · May 2, 2013·Tumblr on iOS

Twitter
yo
@vngelicmichelle
oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
1:47 AM · May 3, 2013·Echofon

Twitter
Thacher E. Cleveland
@demonweasel
When people say “Sweet Jesus!” it always makes me wonder about the existence of Sour Jesus and I realize that He, truly, would be my Lord and Savior.
1:20 PM · May 24, 2019·Talon Android

Twitter
Rob Sheridan, of TV’s ‘The Mezzo-Sopranos’
@NoConRob
“Sweet Jesus” implies the existence of a “Sour Jesus” as much as it implies the existence of an “Umami Jesus.”
5:53 PM · Dec 7, 2019·Twitter for Android

Twitter
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@MickiTheGreen
“Oh sweet Jesus” implies the existence of sour Jesus.
5:38 PM · Jan 1, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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@chrisg_ll_gher
the phrase sweet jesus implies the existence of a salty jesus and a sour jesus
8:29 PM · Jul 27, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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𝑔ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑡𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙
@yourmomjpeg
sweet jesus implies there is an existence of spicy jesus, salty jesus and sour jesus
8:32 PM · Jul 27, 2020·Twitter Web App

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Alicia 🔞 Demon Goddess of Lust
@Flailmorpho_
southerners saying “sweet jesus” implies the existance of umami jesus, spicy jesus, sour jesus, bitter jesus, and salty jesus
6:41 PM · May 6, 2021·Twitter Web App

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Misterwhisky
@misterwhiskytv
Southerners saying “sweet Jesus” implies the existence of spicy Jesus
10:22 PM · May 12, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

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Blues Engine
@BluesEngine
‘Sweet Jesus’ implies the existence of Sour Jesus.
And possibly Bitter Jesus, Salty Jesus and Umami Jesus.
7:57 AM · May 15, 2021·Twitter for Android

Twitter
THE EVILEST of Goji Berries
@evilgojiberries
The saying saying sweet Jesus implies the existence of sour Jesus, salty Jesus, bitter Jesus, and umami jesus
9:20 PM · Aug 28, 2021·Twitter for Android

Twitter
MB
@pintsizedMB
Sweet Jesus implies the existence of a savoury Jesus, a sour Jesus, a spicy Jesus, & an umami Jesus
10:37 AM · Nov 7, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
southerners saying “sweet Jesus” implies the existence of umami Jesus, spicy jesus, sour jesus, bitter Jesus, and salty jesus
6:31 PM · Apr 2, 2022·Twitter Web App

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