“My relationship with gin is on the rocks”
"My relationship with gin is on the rocks" is a jocular saying -- "rocks" are ice cubes -- that has been printed on many images. "My relationship with gin...has been on the…
“My relationship with whiskey has been on the rocks lately”
"My relationship with whisk(e)y is on the rocks" is a jocular saying -- "rocks" are ice cubes -- that has been printed on many images. "My relationship with whiskey is on…
“My relationship with whiskey is on the rocks”
"My relationship with whisk(e)y is on the rocks" is a jocular saying -- "rocks" are ice cubes -- that has been printed on many images. "My relationship with whiskey is on…
“My relationship with whisky has been on the rocks lately”
"My relationship with whisk(e)y is on the rocks" is a jocular saying -- "rocks" are ice cubes -- that has been printed on many images. "My relationship with whiskey is on…
“My relationship with whisky is on the rocks”
"My relationship with whisk(e)y is on the rocks" is a jocular saying -- "rocks" are ice cubes -- that has been printed on many images. "My relationship with whiskey is on…
“My salads tend to be a bit on the dry side. It’s definitely something that needs addressing”
"Addressing" can sound like "a dressing" and, of course, there are salad dressing jokes. "Dry salad is a problem that needs addressing" was posted on Twitter by Jake…
“My secret ingredient is letting somebody else cook”
"My secret ingredient is letting somebody else cook" is a jocular one-line saying that has been very popular on Twitter. The line has been cited on Twitter since June 4, 2012. TwitterJack…
“My sex life is like Coca-Cola. First it was classic, then it was light, and now it’s zero”
"My sex life is like Coca-Cola. First it was normal, then light and now zero" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "My sex life is like Coca Cola was first normal, then…
“My sex life is like Coca-Cola. First it was classic, then went on a diet, and now it’s zero”
"My sex life is like Coca-Cola. First it was normal, then light and now zero" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "My sex life is like Coca Cola was first normal, then…
“My sex life is like Coca-Cola. First it was normal, then light and now zero”
"My sex life is like Coca-Cola. First it was normal, then light and now zero" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "My sex life is like Coca Cola was first normal, then…
“My son ordered a ‘well done’ steak because he thought it meant they would do a better job”
Having a steak "well done" shouldn't imply that other cooking temperatures are "poorly done," but there are jokes. "my son ordering a 'well done' steak bc he…
“My spirit animal is either Grey Goose or Wild Turkey”
"My spirit animal is Grey Goose" (a brand of vodka) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My spirit animal is Grey Goose" was posted on Twitter by…
“My spirit animal is Grey Goose”
"My spirit animal is Grey Goose" (a brand of vodka) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My spirit animal is Grey Goose" was posted on Twitter by…
“My spirit animal is the Jägermeister stag”
Jägermeister is a German digestif. The Jägermeister label on bottles shows a glowing Christian cross seen between the antlers of a stag. "My spirit animal is the stag. I call him…
“My spirit animal is Wild Turkey”
"My spirit animal is Grey Goose" (a brand of vodka) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My spirit animal is Grey Goose" was posted on Twitter by…
“My superpower? Functioning on coffee and questionable amounts of sleep”
"My superpower? Functioning on coffee and questionable amounts of sleep. ☕💤" (also shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Coffee, Please on March 19, 2025. The coffee saying,…
“My tacos arrived with a fork on the plate. I can only assume it’s there to protect myself against anyone who tries to steal my tacos”
"My tacos arrived with a fork on the plate. I can only guess it’s there to stab (potential) taco thieves" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Tacos are usually eaten with…
“My tacos arrived with a fork on the plate. I can only guess it’s there to stab potential taco thieves”
"My tacos arrived with a fork on the plate. I can only guess it’s there to stab (potential) taco thieves" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Tacos are usually eaten with…
“My teacher threw sodium chloride at me. That’s a salt”
"A salt" sounds like "assault," and there are sodium chloride jokes that have been printed on many images. "Some one just threw a bag of sodium Chloride at me! That's…
“My thoughts and prayers go out to anyone trying on summer clothes”
Many people gain weight in the winter. "My thoughts and prayers go out to anyone trying on summer clothes. http://some.ly/H10Dlu5" was posted on Twitter by Jay Maligaya on May 19, 2015,…