“Spam is the Velveeta of meats”
Velveeta (a cheese product introduced in 1923) has been compared to Spam (a meat product introduced in 1937). "velveeta is the spam of cheez... mmm spamm" was posted on X/Twitter by Tony…
“Sparkling water is angry water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life”
"Sparkling water is just angry water" is a saying for those who think that the carbonation in water makes it angry. "Sparkling water is disappointing because you smell it and…
“Sparkling water is just angry water”
"Sparkling water is just angry water" is a saying for those who think that the carbonation in water makes it angry. "Sparkling water is disappointing because you smell it and…
“Sparkling water is just liquid tv static”
Many people have compared the taste of sparkling water (seltzer, carbonated water, soda water, club soda) to tv static. "Sparkling water tastes like what I imagine an all static TV channel…
“Sparkling water is just spicy water”
Sparkling water has been described as spicy water. "Spicy water is sparkling water" was posted on Twitter by Sarah Dunning Park on April 21, 2011. "Sparkling water is like spicy…
“Sparkling water sounds so pure, so aesthetically pleasing, but in actuality? It is…repulsive”
"Sparkling water" sounds great -- who doesn't like sparkles? However, many people do not like the taste of it. "Sparkling water sounds good, right?? Wrong! It sucks!! It hurt my…
“Sparkling water sounds way more delicious than it actually is”
"Sparkling water" sounds great -- who doesn't like sparkles? However, many people do not like the taste of it. "Sparkling water sounds good, right?? Wrong! It sucks!! It hurt my…
“Sparkling water tastes how tv static looks”
Many people have compared the taste of sparkling water (seltzer, carbonated water, soda water, club soda) to tv static. "Sparkling water tastes like what I imagine an all static TV channel…
“Sparkling water tastes like when your foot falls asleep”
"Sparkling water tastes like when your leg falls asleep" (also "Sparkling water tastes like when your legs fall asleep" and "Sparkling water tastes like when your foot…
“Sparkling water tastes like when your leg falls asleep”
"Sparkling water tastes like when your leg falls asleep" (also "Sparkling water tastes like when your legs fall asleep" and "Sparkling water tastes like when your foot…
“Sparkling water tastes like when your legs fall asleep”
"Sparkling water tastes like when your leg falls asleep" (also "Sparkling water tastes like when your legs fall asleep" and "Sparkling water tastes like when your foot…
“Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain”
"There's nothing worse than spending money on disappointing food" and "Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain" are sayings that have been printed…
“Spent the morning at the farmers market carefully selecting fruits and vegetables to throw away next Saturday”
"Spent the morning at the farmers market carefully selecting fruits and vegetables to throw away next Saturday" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people like…
“Spice—the fennel frontier”
"Space -- the final frontier" is a the famous opening line to the Star Trek science fiction television series. "Spice -- the fennel frontier" is a joke that has been cited in…
“Spicy food is BDSM for your mouth”
Eating spicy food has been compared to BDSM. "Spicy food is BDSM for tongues" was posted on Twitter by Madelena Mak on December 1, 2010. "Shamelessly stealing this from a friend on…
“Spicy food is like BDSM for your taste buds”
Eating spicy food has been compared to BDSM. "Spicy food is BDSM for tongues" was posted on Twitter by Madelena Mak on December 1, 2010. "Shamelessly stealing this from a friend on…
“Spicy food is like BDSM for your tongue”
Eating spicy food has been compared to BDSM. "Spicy food is BDSM for tongues" was posted on Twitter by Madelena Mak on December 1, 2010. "Shamelessly stealing this from a friend on…
“Spiderman has a winter jacket made of Mediterranean flatbread. It’s called a Pita Parka”
The comic superhero Spider-Man's secret identity is Peter Parker. To a New Yorker (or Boston resident) who drops "r" letters, this can sound like "Pita Parka." "RT…
“Spill the beans” (to reveal a secret)
To "spill the beans" means to reveal a secret. "Spill the beans" has been cited in print since at least 1899, when it was cited in horse racing, meaning something similar to…
“Spill the tea” or “Spill the T” (tell the truth)
"Spill the tea" (or "spill the T") means the same thing as "spill the beans" -- to gossip, to spill (tell) information, to tell the truth ("T" or…