“My favorite part of Spring is its rolls”
"My favorite part of Spring is its rolls" was posted on X/Twitter by Case on March 20, 2025, and this received over 1,500 likes. The saying is jocular. Many people eat "spring…
“My favorite person at any wedding is the bartender”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Ntate Mr.K @Gaylord50 My favorite person at any wedding is the bartender. 4:09 AM · Jan 22, 2015 X/Twitter O L E T I L W E 🌻 @Iam_Kardas I am not…
“My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food”
Many people don't cook, and don't have a "favorite recipe." "My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone & order take out" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“My favorite seafood is saltwater taffy”
Caldwell Jones played center for basketball's Philadelphia 76ers when a local sportswriter asked him what was his favorite seafood. "Salt water taffy," Jones responded. The joke was…
“My favorite thing about humans may just be our ability to drench potatoes in mayonnaise and call it a salad with a straight face”
Many people do not view a potato salad (usually made without lettuce) as a salad. This was posted on X/Twitter by Troy Johnson on July 4, 2020, and it received over 750 likes: "My favorite…
“My favorite thing is to clean the kitchen so I can cook dinner so I can clean the kitchen again”
"My favorite thing is to clean the kitchen so I can cook dinner so I can clean the kitchen again until I die" is a jocular saying about anyone -- usually a mom -- who works in the…
“My favorite vegetable is salsa”
Salsa is a sauce and not a vegetable, but that's close enough for some people. "My favorite vegetable is salsa" was posted on Twitter by Photo-John on August 16, 2010, and has been…
“My favorite winter activity is going back inside and drinking more coffee”
"My favorite winter activity is going back inside and drinking more coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Our favorite winter activity is going back inside and…
“My favorite winter sport is walking to the coffee maker”
"My favorite winter sport is walking to the nearest coffee shop" and "My favorite winter sport is walking to the coffee maker" are coffee sayings that have been printed on many…
“My favorite zone is the cal”
A calzone isn't a zone, but there are jokes. "WHATS MY FAVORITE ZONE? EASY, ITS 'CAL'" was posted on Twitter by ANGRYORC on November 18, 2013. "My favorite zone is the…
“My fine feathered friend” (usually said of a chicken)
"Fine feathered friend" is said of birds (often chickens). "Fine feathered "friends'" was printed in the Lancaster (Lancashire, UK) Gazette on June 28, 1873.…
“My first date with an Emergency department nurse was a casual tea”
"Casual tea" is a pun on the word "casualty." "Count of casualty? Or cup of casual tea?" was posted on Twitter by Laura Briggs on April 27, 2009. "What does a…
“My food is grown and harvested, not born and killed”
"My food is grown and harvested, not born and killed" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "My food is grown and harvested, not born and killed" was posted on…
“My food is grown, not born”
"My food is grown, not born" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Make a statement with this 100% cotton canvas tote bag! 'My food is Grown not born' -…
“My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana…” (joke)
Not everyone understands the concept of a frozen banana (a dessert on a stick). American stand-up comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005) told this joke in his act by at least 1999: "My friend…
“My friend cuts up his Indian bread to look like coins. It’s naan cents”
"Naan" (flatbread) has resulted in some "naan cents" (nonsense) jokes. "I can't believe the Indian restaurant would not accept my jar of change as payment. That's…
“My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in”
Muesli has its own popular joke: ""My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in." The joke has been cited in print since at least 2000 and has been…
“My friend got fired from his cow milking job. He was a danger to himself and udders”
"Udders" can sound like "others," and, of course, there are jokes. "Psychotic calves are a danger to themselves and udders" was posted on Twitter by ribbles on March…
“My friend has got an excellent nose for wine. It’s shaped like a corkscrew”
Some people are said to have a "nose for wine." They can sniff a wine and tell about its properties. "My friend has got an excellent nose for wine. It's shaped like a…
“My friend is so vegan, he won’t even have his picture taken because he’d have to say ‘cheese’”
A photographer sometimes gets people to smile by getting subjects to say "cheese." A joke is: "My friend is so vegan, he won't even have his picture taken because he'd have…