“Sourdough starter implies the existence of a sourdough ender”
Sourdough bread has a “sourdough starter,” but is there a “sourdough ender”?
“You can take your sourdough starter. I’m a sourdough ender. *nom nom nom*” was posted on Twitter by Anne Sheraton on February 3, 2020. “Everyone else has a sourdough starter. All I’ve got is a sourdough ENDER it’s it’s my mouth” was posted on Twitter by “Your body is a crucible for strangeness” on May 2, 2020. “Oh, you have a sourdough starter? I have a sourdough ender. It’s called ‘the garbage can’ because sourdough is gross” was posted on Twitter by 34 Days on May 3, 2020.
“Sourdough starters imply the existence of a much more dreadful concept: sourdough enders” was posted on Twitter by Branden Lizardi on April 27, 2020. “‘Sourdough starter’ implies the existence of a ‘sourdough ender’” was posted on Twitter by Owen Javellana on April 28, 2020. “Sourdough starter implies the existence of sourdough ender” was posted on Twitter by Fuzzy Gerdes on May 1, 2020. “The existence of sourdough starters implies the existence of sourdough enders” was posted on Twitter by Nina Strohminger on November 1, 2020. “sourdough starter implies the existence of a sourdough ender” was posted on Twitter by jay som derulo on January 11, 2022.
Wikipedia: Sourdough
Sourdough is a bread made by the fermentation of dough using wild lactobacillaceae and yeast. Lactic acid from fermentation imparts a sour taste and improves keeping qualities.
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Starter
The preparation of sourdough begins with a pre-ferment (the “starter” or “leaven”, also known as the “chief”, “chef”, “head”, “mother” or “sponge”), a fermented mixture of flour and water, containing a colony of microorganisms including wild yeast and lactobacilli. The purpose of the starter is to produce a vigorous leaven and to develop the flavour of the bread. In practice there are several kinds of starters, as the ratio of water to flour in the starter (hydration) varies. A starter may be a liquid batter or a stiff dough.
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Anne Sheraton🇺🇲
@annesheraton
You can take your sourdough starter. I’m a sourdough ender. *nom nom nom*
4:30 PM · Feb 3, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Steve Penhollow
@GregorSamsonite
My sourdough starter just got into a fight with my sourdough ender.
11:20 AM · Mar 31, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Chris A Scott
@thecascott
Oh, you’re making a sourdough starter? Well, I already have a sourdough ENDER. *pats bare stomach*
6:52 PM · Mar 31, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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kami
@kamrinsomething
Replying to @grease_bat
you’ve heard about sourdough starters now get ready for sourdough Enders
1:47 AM · Apr 6, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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chris
@imnotchr1s
everyone is talking about sourdough starter but no one is talking about sourdough ender, makes you think
10:14 AM · Apr 7, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Normal-Looking Cow
@kamenism
Everyone making sourdough starters but no sourdough enders? Have you even stopped to consider the consequences of your actions?
1:16 PM · Apr 11, 2020·Twitter Web App
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wife of the mind
@andrealongchu
the time has come for sourdough ender
3:17 PM · Apr 14, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Branden Lizardi
@_LizardRock
Sourdough starters imply the existence of a much more dreadful concept: sourdough enders.
3:10 PM · Apr 27, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Owen Javellana
@aceofsquares
“Sourdough starter” implies the existence of a “sourdough ender”.
Look then to the prophesies, for He who would bring an end to all sourdough…
3:08 PM · Apr 28, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Fuzzy Gerdes
@fuzzy
Sourdough starter implies the existence of sourdough ender.
11:40 AM · May 1, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Your body is a crucible for strangeness
@RiskyStandard
Everyone else has a sourdough starter. All I’ve got is a sourdough ENDER
it’s
it’s my mouth
5:07 PM · May 2, 2020·Twitter for Android
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34 Days
@craigopogo
Oh, you have a sourdough starter? I have a sourdough ender. It’s called “the garbage can” because sourdough is gross.
4:08 PM · May 3, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Rajiv Moté
@RajivMote
Replying to @ctrlcreep
This sourdough starter is also the sourdough ender, but there are neither beginnings nor endings, Panem Æternam.
12:39 AM · Oct 21, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Nina Strohminger
@NinaStrohminger
The existence of sourdough starters implies the existence of sourdough enders
12:40 PM · Nov 1, 2020·Twitter Web App
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the ghost of subzi mandi
@subzimani
you’ve heard of sourdough starter, how about sourdough ender?
12:34 AM · Jun 2, 2021·Twitter Web App
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Casey Cosmos
@CaseyCosmos
Me: You heard of a sourdough starter? Well I’m the sourdough ender.
Bread Store Employee: Ma’am you don’t need to say that every time just get your damn bread
7:58 PM · Oct 1, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Nick
@NickWinter19
Sourdough starter implies the existence of the darker, eldrich sourdough ender
3:38 PM · Nov 12, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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jay som derulo
@slaysonjones
sourdough starter implies the existence of a sourdough ender
9:58 PM · Jan 11, 2022·Twitter for iPhone