“I LICK the salt SWALLOW the tequila AND SUCK the lime”
"I lick, swallow and suck... The salt, the tequila, the lime!" is a drinking/sex joke that has been printed on many images. Some images have it as, "I LICK the salt. I SWALLOW the…
“I lick, swallow and suck… The salt, the tequila, the lime!”
"I lick, swallow and suck... The salt, the tequila, the lime!" is a drinking/sex joke that has been printed on many images. Some images have it as, "I LICK the salt. I SWALLOW the…
“I like bananas because they have no bones”
Bananas don't have bones. "Also she (Rena Arnold -- ed.) liked bananas because they have no bones in them" was a vaudeville joke printed in the Pittsburgh (PA) Post on September 14,…
“I like cats, too. Let’s exchange recipes”
"I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on T-shirts and bumper stickers. The joke was posted to the newsgroup alt.tasteless.jokes on…
“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake”
"I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. American comedian Lewis Black said the line in an…
“I like coffee more than people”
"Sometimes I like coffee more than people" (or just "I like coffee more than people") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I like coffee more than…
“I like coffee that kicks you in the face in the morning”
"I like coffee that kicks you in the face in the morning" is a one-line saying a coffee-lover might say. "I like coffee that Karate Kicks me in the face!" was posted on Twitter…
“I like eating Nerds because I’m secretly hungry for aquarium gravel and this takes the edge off”
Nerds is an American candy that is colorful, but perhaps not healthy. "I like eating Nerds because I'm secretly hungry for aquarium gravel and this takes the edge off" was posted on…
“I like frozen apples. They’re hardcore”
"Hardcore" can mean many things. It usually does not refer to a "hard core," but there are jokes. "I also like frozen apples. They're hardcore" was printed in The…
“I like hashtags because they look like waffles”
"I like hashtags because they look like waffles" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "DONT YOU THINK → # ← HASHTAGS LOOK LIKE WAFFLES?" was posted on Twitter…
“I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one”
"I like (porterhouse steak, hero sandwiches, grapefruit, et al.), but I don't think I can eat a whole one" is a common food saying. It became so common that "I like/love (X),…
“I like my beer like I like my violence: domestic”
"I like my beer like I like my violence: domestic" has been posted on many bar signs. The bars possibly thought that the "joke" promotes domestic beer, but many patrons believed…
“I like my coffee black and my mornings bright”
"I like my coffee black and my mornings bright" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I like my coffee black and my #mornings bright" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“I like my coffee black, like my soul”
"I like my coffee black, like my soul" is a darkly humorous saying that has been printed on coffee mugs and GIFs. The line possibly comes from Hollywood. The book Tallulah -- Darling of…
“I like my coffee how I like my friends. Strong and slightly bitter”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
“I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you”
"I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you" is a jocular one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. “I like my coffee how I like myself:…
“I like my coffee like I like my men. Sliding off the roof of my car as I drive away”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
“I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
“I like my coffee like I like my thoughts. Dark, bitter, and keeping me up at night”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
“I like my coffee like I like my women. I don’t like coffee”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…