“I keep my hot sauce in the refrigerator. Now it’s just sauce”
"Hot sauce" is sometimes stored in the refrigerator and, yes, it is still "hot" (spicy). However, many people still wonder about the process. "If you put hot sauce in the…
“I keep pre cooked bacon in my fridge that I call ‘Hurricane Bacon’...”
"I keep pre cooked bacon in my fridge that I call 'Hurricane Bacon.' When the Hurricane hits, I put that bacon in my pocket, so if I get buried in a pile of rubble, the search dogs…
“I keep randomly shouting out ‘Broccoli’ and ‘Cauliflower’—I think I might have florets”
"Florets" sounds a bit like "Tourette's," and there have been jokes. "@funnyhumour i cant stop shouting and swearing whenever brocolli or cauliflower are on the menu.…
“I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me”
"I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me" is a popular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, posters and bumper stickers. A version of the joke…
“I kicked some dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator. It’s now water under the fridge”
“Lazy rule: If ice falls, kick it under the refrigerator” is a rule about dropped ice cubes. Does the ice then become "water under the fridge" (a pun on "water under the…
“I kiss better than I cook”
"Kiss the cook" is an old food saying. "I kiss better than I cook" is a saying that has been on T-shirts, refrigerator magnets and other gift items since at least 2002.…
“I knew a guy who collected candy canes. They were all in mint condition”
Are candy canes always in "mint" (peppermint) condition? "I might as well reuse last year's candy canes. After all, they are in mint condition" was posted on Twitter on…
“I knew summer was coming and I just kept eating”
People usually try to get in shape for the summer, when the weather is warmer and they will be wearing less clothing. "You knew summer was coming and you just kept eating" (or "You…
“I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time”
"I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time" is a joke about addiction that has been posted on many images. "The man addicted to brake fluid said he…
“I know a mathematician who couldn’t afford lunch. He could binomial”
A math pun using the word "binomial" is: "I know a mathematician who couldn't afford to buy lunch. He could binomial (buy no meal)." The joke was posted on the Pun of the…
“I know alcohol isn’t the answer, but it’s my best guess”
"I know alcohol isn't the answer, but it's always my best guess" is a jocular one-liner that has been printed on many ecards. "I know alcohol is never the answer, but…
“I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikiquote: Robert BenchleyRobert Charles Benchley (September 15, 1889 – November 21, 1945) was an American humorist, critic and actor.(...)So who's in a hurry?. To…
“I know it’s cheesy, but I feel grate”
"I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate" is a pun-filled saying that has been printed on several images, usually with a picture of a cheese grater. The saying was posted on Twitter on…
“I know she ate a worm, but we are not here to debate de bait deb ate”
"I know she ate a worm, but we are not here to debate de bait deb ate" is a silly saying that has been printed on several images. "look, i know she ate a worm but we are not here to…
“I laugh stuff off cause prison don’t serve tequila”
"I laugh stuff off cause prison don't serve tequila" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, if the speaker were to real true thoughts on social media, it would…
“I legit only drink water or alcohol. I’m either hydrated or drunk”
"I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol. I’m either hydrated, drunk or jittery" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol.…
“I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol. I’m either hydrated, drunk or jittery”
"I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol. I’m either hydrated, drunk or jittery" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol.…
“I legit only drink water, energy drinks or alcohol. I’m either hydrated, drunk, or jittery”
"I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol. I’m either hydrated, drunk or jittery" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol.…
“I legit only drink water, redbull or alcohol. I’m either hydrated, drunk or jittery”
"I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol. I’m either hydrated, drunk or jittery" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol.…
“I LICK the salt SWALLOW the tequila AND SUCK the lemon”
"I lick, swallow and suck... The salt, the tequila, the lime!" is a drinking/sex joke that has been printed on many images. Some images have it as, "I LICK the salt. I SWALLOW the…