“I like frozen apples. They’re hardcore”
“Hardcore” can mean many things. It usually does not refer to a “hard core,” but there are jokes.
“I also like frozen apples. They’re hardcore” was printed in The Mirror (London, UK) on December 29, 2000, and was said by comedian Tim Vine. “Frozen apples. They’re hardcore” was printed in the book The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book (2010) by Tim Vine.
Wikipedia: Tim Vine
Timothy Mark Vine (born 4 March 1967) is an English writer, actor, comedian and presenter, known for his one-liner jokes, and his role on Not Going Out from 2006 to 2014. He has released a number of DVDs of his stand-up comedy and has written several joke books.
29 December 2000, The Mirror (London, UK), “Comedy: Tim Vine - Welcome to the new fast show” by Thomas Quinn, pg. 22:
He’s the fastest gag merchant in the West. The pun-meister, to his pals, he’ll deliver ten jokes a minute, 120 jokes a set. The punchlines hit so fast your sides ache with laughter: “I remember the first thing my mum said to me when I was born. She said, ‘Ah - I was expecting you’. I’m on a special diet. I only eat food with the word special in it. Special K, special fried rice and, of course, Marks & Spencer’s strawberry cream sponge cake. It’s a special offer. I also like frozen apples. They’re hardcore.”
Twitter
Ivy Picklebottom
@IvyPicklebottom
I love frozen apples. They’re so hardcore!
11:40 PM · Dec 2, 2009·Twitter Web Client
Google Books
The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book
By Tim Vine
London, UK: Century
2010
Pg. 43:
Frozen apples. They’re hardcore.
Twitter
Dan
@Hashtag_DanM
Frozen apples. So hardcore. #TimVine
11:31 AM · Nov 5, 2010·Twitter Web Client
7 February 2011, The Sun (London, UK), “Have a Laugh!,” pg. 20:
FROZEN apples. They’re hardcore!
Twitter
Naomi Wilkinson
@Naomi_Wilkinson
Bought Tim Vine’s puntastic joke book for a friend’s birthday… ‘Frozen apples. They’re hardcore.’
Brilliant 😊
7:34 PM · Mar 31, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Lily
@YouKnowLily_
Frozen Apples. They’re Hardcore. - i love Tim Vine!
9:23 PM · Jan 2, 2012·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
I just ate a frozen apple.. Hardcore.
2:41 PM · Dec 11, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
Just ate a frozen apple- hardcore.
3:04 AM · Oct 26, 2020·Twitter for Android
Twitter
The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
I just ate a frozen apple.
Hardcore.
2:56 PM · Oct 28, 2020·Twitter for iPhone