“I like my coffee like I like my women. I don’t like coffee”

“I like my women like I like my coffee” is a meme that has been used on many images. “A Negro comedian pulled this one: ‘I like my coffee strong and black—the same way I like my women’” was cited in the New York (NY) Amsterdam News in July 1944. “Hot..and black, too” was an answer in 1973. “Hot and sweet” was cited in 1974. “Hot, sweet and black” was cited in 1994.
 
“I like my coffee like I like my men—- I don’t like coffee” was posted on the Straight Dope Message Board on June 10, 2003. “A gay comedian once quipped, ‘I like my women like I like my coffee. I don’t like coffee’” was published in a 2008 book. “I like my coffee like I like my women. I don’t like coffee” is a joke from American comedian Daniel Tosh, who said it on his Comedy Central television show Tosh.0 on October 9, 2012. The joke has been printed on several images.
 
“I like my coffee like I like my women” joke variations include “I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis,” “I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup,” “I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer,” “I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot and on my lap,” “I like my women how I like my laptop. On my lap, turned on and virus free” and “I like my women like I like my Starbucks. Expensive, bitter and calling me by the wrong name.”
   
   
Wikipedia: Daniel Tosh
Daniel Dwight Tosh (born May 29, 1975) is a West German-born American comedian, television host, actor, writer, and executive producer. He is known for his deliberately offensive and controversial style of black comedy, as the host of the Comedy Central television show Tosh.0 and as the star of stand-up comedy tours and specials.
 
29 July 1944, New York (NY) Amsterdam News, “Belittling Jokes Choke Minorities” by Abe Hill, pg. 8B, col. 1:
A Negro comedian pulled this one: “I like my coffee strong and black—the same way I like my women.”
 
12 May 1973, Journal and Guide (Norfolk, VA), “I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women…,” pg. 10, col. 5:
“Madam,’ he said, ‘our coffee is cold. I like my coffee like I like my women—Hot!’
 
“‘Yes Sir,’ she replied with a grin. ‘And Black, too?’”
   
Google Books
WorkForce
Vocations for Social Change
Issues 38-43
1974
Pg. 28:
Part of the coffee ritual is forcing oneself to become inured to comments like: “Coffee, tea, or you7 ” or “I like my coffee like my women - hot and sweet.”
 
Wikiquote: Airlane!
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is a 1980 film that spoofs airport disaster movies.
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Young Girl Passenger: [when offered cream for her coffee] No thank you, I take it black…like my men.
 
Google Books
Bandit’s Embrace
By Georgina Gentry
New York, NY: Kensington Publishing Corporation
1989
Pg. 343:
“I like my coffee like I like my women, hot and sweet.”
 
Big ‘Un guffawed. “He likes it black, too.”
 
6 August 1992, Los Angeles (CA) Times, “After Personality Test, Jenkins Decides on Disenfranchised” by Dennis McLellan, pg. OC9, col. 2:
As an example, he (Robert Jenkins—ed.) offered his coffee joke: “Yeah, I like my coffee like I live my women…Bitter.”
   
Google Books
Musician
Issues 189-194
1994
Pg. 92:
He’d come up and say, “I like my coffee like I like my women: hot, sweet and black.”
       
Straight Dope Message Board
Let’s play “I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men/Women!” 
USCDiver 
06-10-2003, 04:14 PM
I like my coffee like I like my men—- I don’t like coffee.
 
Google Books
Gay Affirmative Therapy for the Straight Clinician:
The Essential Guide

By Joe Kort
New York, NY: W. W. Norton & Company, Inc.
2008
Pg. 107:
A gay comedian once quipped, “I like my women like I like my coffee. I don’t like coffee.” His audience laughed uncomfortably. Some women in the audience booed him.
 
Twitter
dickanie
‏@stephaaa
-“i like my women like i like my coffee.” -“strong and black?” -“no, i don’t like coffee.”
9:56 AM - 8 Feb 2008
 
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adam_schmadam
‏@adam_schmadam
“I like my women like I like my coffee…I don’t like coffee”
2:04 PM - 29 Aug 2008
 
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Matt Lohkamp
‏@mattlohkamp
good gay quote: “I like my women like I like my coffee… I don’t like coffee.” - Dan Rothenberg
1:21 PM - 6 Feb 2009
 
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The ‘Ford
‏@BradfordTalks
“I like my coffee like I like my women: I don’t like coffee.” #Tosh
9:25 PM - 9 Oct 2012
 
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Dreuuu
‏@PookAlmighty
“I like my women like I like my Coffee….I don’t like Coffee.”- Daniel Tosh
9:25 PM - 9 Oct 2012