“Culinary school students be like ‘Bruh I got spaghetti due at midnight’”
For culinary school students, the course work is food. There are popular jokes about this. "Culinary school students be like 'I have a gabagool due Friday'" was posted on…
“Culinary school students be like: ‘Dog ate my homework’”
For culinary school students, the course work is food. There are popular jokes about this. "Culinary school students be like 'I have a gabagool due Friday'" was posted on…
“Culinary students be like damn I gotta spaghetti due at 11:50”
For culinary school students, the course work is food. There are popular jokes about this. "Culinary school students be like 'I have a gabagool due Friday'" was posted on…
“Cup of Fuckoffee: 1 splash of no one cares. A dash of kiss my ass. Add some fuck yous”
"Good morning, I'll take a large iced fuckoffee with a shot of stresspress" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Fuckoffee" (fuck off + coffee) is a…
“Cup of tea” (a preference)
"My cup of tea" (or, "not my cup of tea") indicates a personal preference, something a person likes or dislikes. The term "cup of tea" appears to have originated in…
“Cup one is so I can get stuff done. Cup two is so I will be nice to you. Cup three is all for me”
"Cup one is so I can get stuff done. Cup two is so I will be nice to you. Cup three is all for me. Ahh, coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Cup one is…
“Cupcakes are for people who don’t have the dedication and stamina to eat a whole cake! Losers”
Cupcakes are usually smaller than cakes. People who can't eat a whole cake can usually eat a cupcake. "The cupcake craze has gone too far and I am having cupcake backlash... Why not eat a…
“Cupcakes are just frosted muffins”
Cupcakes are often compared to muffins, and frosting is a key difference. Many people believe that a cupcake is a frosted muffin, and that a muffin is an unfrosted cupcake. "I just ate a…
“Cupcakes are just muffins that found the right Instagram filter”
People use Instagram filters on their photos to make them look better, but what about photos of their food? "Waffles are just pancakes with an Instagram filter" was posted on Twitter by…
“Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles”
"Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles" is a cupcake saying that has been printed on many images . The saying was posted on Twitter on December 13, 2010, but became popular in…
“Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me”
"who needs guys when you have curly fries" was posted on X/Twitter by ebony on November 3, 2012. The song "Curly Fries" (2022) by heb contains the lyrics: "Who needs guys…
“Curly fries imply the existence of Moe and Larry fries”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: The Three StoogesThe Three Stooges were an American vaudeville and comedy team active from 1922 until 1970, best remembered for their 190 short subject films by…
“Curly fries should be called ‘rotatoes’”
Many people believe that "curly fries" should be called "rotatoes" (rotate + potatoes). "Curly fries should be called 'rotatoes'" was posted on Twitter by…
“Currently standing in front of my pantry eating a ‘temporary’ snack…”
Some people eat a "temporary" snack while deciding on a permanent snack. "Currently standing in front of my pantry eating a 'temporary' snack while trying to decide on a…
“Curry OK?”/“Sorry, I hate singing in public.” (karaoke joke)
"Karaoke" sounds a bit like "curry OK." A joke has someone enter an Indian restaurant and the waiter asks, "Curry OK?" The diner responds, "Sorry, I hate singing…
“Cut carbs from your diet so you can creepily watch other people eat and enjoy their lives”
Carbs can bring people happiness. When people cut carbs from their diet, they can only watch other people have that happiness. "Cut carbs from your diet so you can creepily watch other people…
“Cut the mustard”
Entry in progress -- B.P. (Oxford English Dictionary)mustard, n. and adj.slang (orig. U.S.). Something which adds piquancy or zest; that which sets the standard or is the best of anything. to cut…
“Cut up like boarding house pie” (many small pieces)
A boarding house usually has many boarders; boarding house pie is cut in many small slices so that each boarder has a piece. Anything that is cut many times into small pieces is said to be…
“Dad, what’s a forklift?”/“Food, usually.”
A "fork lift"/"forklift" riddle was posted on Twitter by Blick Winkel (H. Anthony L. Israel) on March 3, 2019: What's a fork lift?(Food) A dad joke was posted on Reddit --…
“Dairy is scary”
"Dairy is scary" is an anti-dairy saying that has been printed on many images. The "scary" parts include both the production or milk and the human consumption effects of milk.…