“Drink. Hangover. Hydrate. Repeat”
"Drink. Hangover. Hydrate. Repeat" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Drink, hangover, hydrate, repeat" was posted on Twitter by Big Tuna on April 28, 2011.…
“Drinking a Bloody Mary is as close to a juice cleanse as I’ll ever get”
"Drinking Bloody Marys is as close to a juice cleanse as I'll ever get" is a jocular saying that has been printed on may images. "Mimosa" and "wine" ae some…
“Drinking a mimosa is as close to a juice cleanse as I’ll ever get”
"Drinking Bloody Marys is as close to a juice cleanse as I'll ever get" is a jocular saying that has been printed on may images. "Mimosa" and "wine" ae some…
“Drinking Bloody Marys is as close to a juice cleanse as I’ll ever get”
"Drinking Bloody Marys is as close to a juice cleanse as I'll ever get" is a jocular saying that has been printed on may images. "Mimosa" and "wine" ae some…
“Drinking coffee because I want to be wide awake for this nightmare”
"Everyone who drinks coffee in the morning is psychotic. You know what reality is and you’re still like 'Yes. I want to be wide awake for this nightmare'" is a coffee joke…
“Drinking coffee in the morning helps others live longer”
"New research suggests drinking coffee in the morning helps others live longer" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "New research suggests drinking coffee in…
“Drinking green beer is the closest I’ll come to eating a vegetable all year”
"I wish drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day wasn't the closest you'll come this year to eating a vegetable" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“Drinking mimosas is as close to a juice cleanse as I’ll ever get”
"Drinking Bloody Marys is as close to a juice cleanse as I'll ever get" is a jocular saying that has been printed on may images. "Mimosa" and "wine" ae some…
“Drinking rum before 10 am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic”
"Drinking rum before 10 am makes a you a pirate, not an alcoholic" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Drinking rum before 10 am makes you a pirate…
“Drinking should be done in the privacy of one’s home, where it’s necessary”
The American television sitcom Barney Miller (1975-1982) took place in a fictional New York City police station in Greenwich Village. Brooklyn-born character actor Abe Vigoda (1921-2016), playing…
“Drinking water in front of my plants so they remember who the breadwinner is”
"drinking water in front of my plants so they remember who the breadwinner is" was posted on Twitter by farah mynaf ☾ on March 11, 2022. The tweet went viral and received over 218,000…
“Drinking water through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling”
A straw sucks air up. Snorkling sucks air down. "Did you guys realize that drinking water out of a straw is the exact opposite of snorkeling?" was posted on Twitter by Jenny Gaynor on…
“Drinking wine is as close to a juice cleanse as I’ll ever get”
"Drinking Bloody Marys is as close to a juice cleanse as I'll ever get" is a jocular saying that has been printed on may images. "Mimosa" and "wine" ae some…
“Drinks well with others”
"Drinks well with others" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is similar to "works well with others" (said of an employee) and "plays well with…
“Dropping a cup of coffee usually wakes you up more than drinking it”
What wakes someone up faster than drinking a cup of hot coffee? "Spilling coffee on one's self wakes one up much more efficiently than actually drinking it" was posted on Twitter by…
“Drug addicts are lack-dose intolerant”
"Lactose intolerant" is sometimes joked as "lack-dose intolerant." "People that suffer from medicine withdrawal are considered lack dose intolerant right?" was posted…
“Drunk as a skunk”
"Drunk as a skunk" means to be highly inebriated. Skunks aren't particularly known for drinking; the saying exists because of the rhyme. "Drunk as a skunk" has been cited…
“Drunk is when you feel sophisticated, but can’t pronounce it”
“You’re drunk when you feel sophisticated and can’t pronounce it" is a jocular one-liner from the New York City humor magazine The Judge in 1937. "Drunk is when you feel…
“Dry January is going well for me so far. I’ve not had a bath or a shower yet”
"Dry January" means a January without alcohol. It does not mean staying dry (without taking a bath or a shower), but there are jokes. "Looks like my attempt to have a dry January has…
“Dry pet food is basically meat cereal” (“Dog food is just meat cereal”)
Dry pet food, such as dog food, has often been described as "meat cereal." "Sometimes I catch myself eating the dog food. With a little milk it's like meat cereal" was…