“Don’t update your status when you’re drunk”

“Never go shopping when you’re hungry” is a saying that became popular in the 1970s. “THree rules to live by” were first posted on Twitter on April 17, 2012:
 
1. Don’t shop when hungry.
2. Don’t date when horny.
3. Don’t update your status when drunk.
 
The “3 Rules to Live By” (the title used since at least November 17, 2012) have been printed on many images.
   
   
Twitter
Jokesta
‏@defsounds
Facebook should do better Friend Suggestions like…“Lose some weight”...“don’t post that picture” ..“don’t update your status drunk”
6:11 PM - 7 Apr 2010
 
Twitter
Ricky Andrey
‏@rikigede
Don’t shop when you’re hungry, don’t date when you’re horny #quote #gueLupaSapaYgNgomong
9:01 AM - 14 Aug 2010
 
Twitter
HippieChick
‏@HippieChick666
Don’t shop when hungry. Don’t date when horny. Don’t update your status when drunk!!
10:41 PM - 17 Apr 2012
 
Twitter
Edward
‏@Eddy_Kully
Don’t shop when hungry. Don’t date when horny. Don’t update your status when drunk.
2:11 AM - 18 Apr 2012 from South Africa
 
Twitter
#TeamShaffie
‏@ShaffieWeru
Don’t shop when hungry. Don’t date when horny. Don’t update your status when drunk #EpicFail
9:34 AM - 16 Nov 2012
 
Twitter
Adam Hayward
‏@adam_madad
”@8_Semesters: Don’t shop when hungry. Don’t date when horny. Don’t update your status when drunk.” 3 rules to live by haha
10:46 AM - 17 Nov 2012
 
Twitter
Rìõ Rugb¥
‏@Jose_Wam_Osama
3 rules to live by!!! Don’t shop when hungry. Don’t date when horny. Don’t update your status when drunk.
10:48 AM - 20 Nov 2012
 
Joke All You Can
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 2013
3 rules to live by : Don’t shop when you’re hungry, don’t date when you’re horny, and don’t update your status when you’re drunk
   
Google Books
Butterflies and Bullshit
By Natalie Newman
Duluth, MN: Triple N Publishing Company
2014 (The date appears to be 2011, but Google Books has 2014.—ed.)
Pg. ?:
3 Rules to Live By
Don’t shop when you’re hungry.
Don’t date when you’re horny.
Don’t update your status when you’re drunk or hurt.
 
Google Books
One Liners
Compiled by Abhinav Chhabra
New Delhi (?): Diamond Pocket Books Pvt Ltd
2015
Pg. ?:
Don’t shop when hungry. Don’t date when horny. Don’t update your status when drunk.
 
Facebook
She Quotes
December 29, 2015 ·
“Don’t update your status when you’re drunk.” ~ #SheQuotes #Quote #food #desire #shopping #drink #life http://dld.bz/dJ89J