“I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares”
A winter joke was posted on the website Pun of the Day on April 25, 2017:
“I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares.”
“Icy stares” is a pun on “icy stairs”—that is, the wife did not want to shovel and salt the steps.
Pun of the Day
Great One Liners of the Month - April 2017
I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares.
rb - Norfolk, VA
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@factjokes
I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares. Comment On This Pun!
2:13 AM - 25 Apr 2017
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Michael Pueschel
@mtpueschel
I told my wife it was her turn to shovel & salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares. #pun #punoftheday #puns #joke #jokes #verypunny
7:47 AM - 25 Apr 2017
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Andrew V (punnier than the avg 🐻)
@ajvasel
After the most recent snowstorm, I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares…
2:41 PM - 18 Jun 2017
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Dennis Staples
@gosporttomarlow
I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares.
11:48 AM - 9 Nov 2017
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Murphy Slaugh
@MurphySlaugh
Pun of the Day: I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares.
8:58 AM - 28 Nov 2017
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@dadtellsjokes
I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares.
10:15 PM - 22 Dec 2017