“I sleep in a castle once every two weeks. It’s my fort night”

A fortnight joke was posted on X/Twitter by FizzySnood on August 23, 2015:
 
” I sleep in a castle once every two weeks. It’s my fort night.”
 
       
Wikipedia: Fortnight
A fortnight is a unit of time equal to 14 days (two weeks).
     
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Emily Sanscrainte
June 7, 2011 at 5:31 PM ·
Once every two weeks I sleep under my sofa cushions. It’s a fort night.
 
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FizzySnood
@fizzysnood
Day 314. I sleep in a castle once every two weeks. It’s my fort night #nowgocheckyourbits @MacmillanSussex
Macmillan Cancer Support and 2 others
4:32 AM · Aug 23, 2015
   
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Gurjiv Jaitla
@Frozenbawz
I sleep in a castle once every two weeks.  It’s my fort night.
10:11 AM · Jun 24, 2017 from Leeds, England
     
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Maggie Marystone added a new photo to the album: Art Posts.
June 28, 2017 at 11:50 PM · Chicago, IL ·
I sleep in a castle once every two weeks.  It’s my fort night.
 
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Puns AndOneliners
@punsandoneliner
I sleep in a castle once every two weeks.  It’s my fort night.
http://markhaggan.com/randomness/castle-jokes/
#CastleJokes #Joke #Humour #Castle http://markhaggan.com/randomness/castle-jokes/
12:00 AM · Jun 4, 2018
   
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Home Groan Dad Jokes
September 4, 2020 at 7:11 AM ·
I sleep in a castle once every two weeks.
It’s my fort night.
 
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Castle Sleep
July 7, 2024 by LaffGaff
I sleep in a castle once every two weeks.
It’s my fort night.