“I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector today” (joke)
Many people take the batteries out of a carbon monoxide detector because of constant false beeping, but often the beeping isn’t false. “I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector b/c the beeping was giving me a headache and making me dizzy” was posted on Twitter on January 14, 2016. “I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector because the constant beeping was giving me a head ache” was posted on Twitter on June 4, 2016.
“I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector today. The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 2, 2016.
Wikipedia: Carbon monoxide detector
A carbon monoxide detector or CO detector is a device that detects the presence of the carbon monoxide (CO) gas in order to prevent carbon monoxide poisoning. In the late 1990s Underwriters Laboratories changed their definition of a single station CO detector with a sound device in it to a carbon monoxide (CO) alarm. This applies to all CO safety alarms that meet UL 2034 standard[1]; however for passive indicators and system devices that meet UL 2075, UL refers to these as carbon monoxide detectors.
Twitter
Anders
@fatty2277
I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector b/c the beeping was giving me a headache and making me dizzy
4:33 PM - 14 Jan 2016
Twitter
Prince Javier
@NotYoungJavier
I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector because the constant beeping was giving me a head ache.
3:54 PM - 4 Jun 2016
Twitter
remington
@remiington
I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector because the constant beeping was making me sick
8:46 PM - 4 Jun 2016
Reddit—Jokes
I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector today
submitted July 2, 2016 by sisterchristopher
The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.
Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector today.
The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.
3:09 PM - 11 Jul 2016
Twitter
Jokes UK 🔞
@jokesuk
I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector today.
The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy!
12:42 PM - 9 Oct 2016
Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector today.
The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.
3:51 PM - 21 Mar 2018