“Why don’t pirates drive on mountain roads?”/”‘Scurvy.”
A pirate riddle is: Q: Why don’t pirates drive on mountain roads?A: 'Scurvy. "Scurvy" (a disease suffered by many pirates) sounds like "it's curvy." "What did…
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“Why don’t seagulls live by the bay?”/“Because then they’d be bagels.”
One popular animal joke (also a food joke) is: Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?A: Because if they lived near the bay, they'd be called bagels. The joke has been cited in print since at…
“Why don’t skeletons like Halloween candy?”/“They don’t have the stomach for it.”
A skeleton riddle was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor on September 29, 2000: Q: Why didn't the skeleton eat the cafeteria food?A: Because he didn't have the stomach for it! A similar…
“Why don’t skeletons play music in church?”/“They have no organs.”
A skeleton riddle is: Q: Why don't skeletons play music in church?A: They have no organs. The popular Halloween riddle has been cited in print since at least 1992. The joke was used in the…
“Why don’t strings get any presents for Christmas?”/“Because they’re always on the knotty list.”
A Christmas riddle was posted on Twitter on November 19, 2012: Q: Why didn't the shoelace get what it wanted for Christmas? A: It was on the knotty list. "Knotty list" is a pun on…
“Why don’t they just make the Tupperware spaghetti colored right there at the factory?”
Tupperware often is used for spaghetti and becomes the color of spaghetti sauce. "[Million dollar idea] : Spaghetti Sauce colored Tupperware" was posted on Twitter by Wizard of…
“Why don’t vampires play poker?”/“They are afraid of the stakes.”
"Why cant vampires gamble? They run away everytime someone puts forward a stake" was posted on Twitter by Macauley Oliver on August 10, 2009. "Why don’t vampires gamble? They…
“Why don’t vegetarians hold grudges?”/“Because they never have beef with anyone!”
"Vegetarians have no beef with anyone" is a jocular saying that has been printed on a bumper sticker. "As a vegetarian ..... I have no beef with anyone!" was posted on the…
“Why don’t we take the safety labels off everything and let this stupidity problem solve itself?”
"I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?" is a…
“Why don’t white people work on the fourth of July?”/“Because they firecrackers on that day!”
A July 4th riddle is: Q: Why don’t white people work on the fourth of July?A: Because they firecrackers on that day! "Crackers" is slang for "white people." The joke was…
“Why experiment on animals with so many lawyers out there?”
"Why experiment on animals when there are so many lawyers out there?" is a jocular saying about lawyers. "Why experiment on animals with so many lawyers out there" was cited in…
“Why go out for hamburger, when I’ve got steak at home?”
American actor Paul Newman (1925-2008) married American actress Joanne Woodward in 1958. In a Playboy magazine interview in July 1968, Newman was asked about his 10-year marriage and the temptation…
“Why has no one named Dominick opened a sandwich shop called Dom’s Subs?”
"Dominance and submission" or "dom/sub" does not apply to "sub" sandwiches, but there are jokes. "thegutlesswonder: a bdsm themed sandwich shop called Dom’s…
“Why hasn’t Bed Bath & Beyond partnered with Beyond Meat so they actually have a beyond section?”
Beyond Meat (a producer of plant-based meat substitutes) has nothing to do with the chain store Bed Bath & Beyond, but there are jokes. "bed bath and beyond meat" was posted on…
“Why have abs when you can have kebabs?”
"Why have abs when you can have kebabs" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on January 15, 2010. TwitterCheyne Abdullah…
“Why have abs when you can have kebabs?”
"Why have abs when you can have kebabs" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on January 15, 2010. TwitterCheyne Abdullah…
“Why have you never heard of a haunted gym?”/“The ghosts are exercising themselves.”
"Exercise" shouldn't be confused with "exorcise," but there are jokes. "Why are there no haunted gyms? All the ghosts have been exercised" was posted on Reddit --…
“Why have you never heard of a haunted gym?”/“The ghosts are exorcising themselves.”
"Exercise" shouldn't be confused with "exorcise," but there are jokes. "Why are there no haunted gyms? All the ghosts have been exercised" was posted on Reddit --…
“Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?”/“They looked at the reviews. Only 1 star.”
The earth's solar system has one star -- the sun. "one star" is not a rating, but there are jokes. "We should all give Earth a one star rating on Google Reviews so aliens…
“Why I gotta put my seatbelt on but the garbage man can hang off the back off the truck?”
"Why I gotta put my seatbelt on but the garbage man can hang off the back off the truck?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Why i gotta put a seatbelt on but the…