“Why have abs when you can have kebabs?”

“Why have abs when you can have kebabs” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on January 15, 2010.
   
   
Twitter
Cheyne Abdullah‏
@CheyneA
Why have abs when you can have kebabs http://twitpic.com/yahku
11:38 PM - 15 Jan 2010
 
Twitter
iam_elleelle‏
@ElleLewy
@followthelita.. You know what? Why have abs, when u can have KEBABS! Lmao
10:54 PM - 3 Feb 2010
 
Twitter
Lita Pita Pie‏
@FollowTheLita
I worry about you sis, talofae RT @LARRYwithanN: @followthelita.. You know what? Why have abs, when u can have KEBABS! Lmao
11:20 PM - 3 Feb 2010
 
Twitter
Jessica Jade Lukman‏
@jessicalukman
why have abs when you can have KEBABS? hahahaha
8:46 AM - 8 Mar 2010
   
Mirror (London, UK)
11 kebabs that prove pretty much anything can be skewered - and still taste great
Why have abs when you can have kebabs? The best alternative skewered treats to make food lovers drool ahead of the British Kebab Awards 2016
BYJO-ANNE ROWNEY
14:34, 23 MAR 2016 UPDATED14:37, 23 MAR 2016
 
Facebook
9GAG
August 9, 2016 ·
Why have abs when you can have kebabs.
http://9gag.com/gag/azAeVzb?ref=fbp
 
Facebook
Dead City Ruins
September 20, 2016 ·
Why have abs when you can have kebabs? #ourdrummerisbetterthanyours #durum #doner #kebab
       
Me.Me
WHY HAVE ABS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE KEBABS? MEME
ABS CAN WHY YOU WHEN YOU WHEN
FOUND @ 653 VIEWS ON 2017-04-28 18:42:27 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: IMGUR
 
The Guardian (London, UK)
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One song opens with the line: “Why have abs when you can have kebabs?”