“Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?”/“They looked at the reviews. Only 1 star.”
The earth’s solar system has one star—the sun. “one star” is not a rating, but there are jokes.
“We should all give Earth a one star rating on Google Reviews so aliens won’t want to come here. Please take the time to write us a review” was posted on Twitter by Yokem Toyota on August 7, 2012. “Just gave Earth a one star rating and a bad review on TripAdvisor, to discourage any aliens that were planning an invasion” was posted on Twitter by Kristian Alekov on November 4, 2013. “Aliens leaving a review of our solar system on Yelp: ‘eh, I give it one star’” was posted on Twitter by Jacob Yankey on February 22, 2014.
“Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system? They looked at the reviews and we only have one star” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on September 20, 2018. “Why haven’t Aliens visited our solar system? They looked at the reviews and we only have one star” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on September 26, 2018.
Twitter
Yokem Toyota
@YokemToyota
We should all give Earth a one star rating on Google Reviews so aliens won’t want to come here. Please take the time to write us a review.
7:19 AM · Aug 7, 2012·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Kristian Alekov
@ultrakristian
Just gave Earth a one star rating and a bad review on TripAdvisor, to discourage any aliens that were planning an invasion.
1:42 PM · Nov 4, 2013·LinkedIn
Twitter
Jacob Yankey
@JacobYankey
Aliens leaving a review of our solar system on Yelp: “eh, I give it one star”
12:35 PM · Feb 22, 2014·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Di Soca Analysts
@DiSocaAnalysts
This planet definitely got a one star review in all the alien tourist guides fr
12:37 PM · Dec 20, 2017·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Edwin DeGrella
@ED_is_laughing
If an alien visited our solar system on Vacation… We’d get a one star review.
2:25 AM · Mar 27, 2018 from Nashville, TN·Twitter for Android
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sarahdactyl
@girlnarly
[alien review of earth] one star. will not be returning
9:06 PM · Jul 7, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Rahul Solanki
@persepherone
Why don’t aliens visit the solar system
They look at the reviews and see it only has 1 star
8:18 AM · Aug 9, 2018·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Gem angel
@gemma_angel7
Alien review of earth:
1 star, will not be returning.
2:38 AM · Aug 16, 2018·Twitter for Android
Twitter
shre’ya
@shreyasewpers
aliens won’t visit earth because we have a 1 star review
9:58 PM · Sep 5, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/GodfatherCarlos September 20, 2018
Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system?
They looked at the reviews and we only have one star.
Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system?
They looked at the reviews and we only have one star.
5:34 AM · Sep 21, 2018·Buffer
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/dandan_56 September 26, 2018
Why haven’t Aliens visited our solar system?
They looked at the reviews and we only have one star.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/ironmonk33 October 18, 2018
Why haven’t Aliens visited our Solar System yet? ...
They looked at the reviews… Only 1 star.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/ELKakashi October 21, 2018
Why haven’t the Aliens visited our Solar System yet?..
Why haven’t the Aliens visited our Solar System yet ?
They looked at the reviews .. Only 1 star.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/OkPreference6 January 19, 2019
Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?
The looked at the reviews… Only one star.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/thatrandomfly July 23, 2019
Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?
When they checked the reviews it only had 1 star.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Dankcompany69 March 13, 2020
Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?
They looked at the reviews… Only 1 star.