“Why don’t pirates drive on mountain roads?”/”‘Scurvy.”

A pirate riddle is:
 
Q: Why don’t pirates drive on mountain roads?
A: ‘Scurvy.
 
“Scurvy” (a disease suffered by many pirates) sounds like “it’s curvy.” “What did the pirate say about the winding mountain road? ‘Scurvy” was posted on Twitter on October 23, 2013.
 
 
Wikipedia: Scurvy
Scurvy is a disease resulting from a lack of vitamin C. Early symptoms include weakness, feeling tired, and sore arms and legs. Without treatment, decreased red blood cells, gum disease, changes to hair, and bleeding from the skin may occur. As scurvy worsens there can be poor wound healing, personality changes, and finally death from infection or bleeding.
     
Twitter       
Thomas
@theycallmethom
what did the pirate say about the winding mountain road?
‘Scurvy
2:09 PM - 23 Oct 2013
 
Twitter
Jake from State Farm
@JakeStateFarm
Why do pirates fear going up mountain roads? ‘Scurvy. #IThinkThatOneIsPrettyGood #CornyJokes #JakeAthon
1:00 PM - 20 Jun 2014
 
Reddit—Jokes
Why don’t pirates drive on mountain roads?
submitted November 29, 2015 by jps98
‘Scurvy
   
Twitter
Patrick Petersen
@PiraticalPat
“Pirates of the Caribbean - Dead Men Tell No Tales” opens today. “Why didn’t the pirate like the mountain road? S’Curvy”
#PiratesLife
8:48 AM - 26 May 2017
 
Reddit—Badjokes
Why don’t pirates drive on mountain roads? (self.badjokes)
submitted February 3, 2018 by Sofia_Joseph
Scurvy
 
Reddit—Cleanjokes
Why don’t pirates drive on mountain roads? (self.cleanjokes)
submitted March 8, 2018 by madazzahatterQuality “Ugh” Contributor
‘Scurvy.