“Jet lag is for amateurs”
"Jet lag is for amateurs" is an airplane saying that has been printed on many images. American radio and television personality, television producer and film actor Dick Clark (1929-2012)…
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“Jet ski hair, don’t care”
"Ski hair, don't care" (or "Jet ski hair, don't care) is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker doesn't care about hair while skiing on snow or jet…
“Jewish dropout: A boy who didn’t get his Ph.D.”
American Jewish families in the 20th century valued education. A popular joke defined a "Jewish dropout" as "a boy who didn't get his Ph.D." The joke has been cited in…
“Jews are news”
There are only about 14 million Jews in the world, or about 0.19% of the world's population. However, many news stories (and Internet discussions) involve Jews. "Jews are news" is a…
“Jews earn like Episcopalians and vote like Puerto Ricans”
"Jews earn like Episcopalians and vote like Puerto Ricans" is a paraphrase of what Milton Himmelfarb (1918-2006) wrote in the June 1973 Commentary magazine, in the article "The…
“Jews is news”
There are only about 14 million Jews in the world, or about 0.19% of the world's population. However, many news stories (and Internet discussions) involve Jews. "Jews is news" is a…
“Jimmy Buffett implies the existence of Jimmy A La Carte”
American singer-songwriter Jimmy Buffett has nothing to do with a "buffet," but there are jokes. "Change his name to Jimmy a la carte?" was posted on Twitter by Tommi Luhtanen…
“Jingle bell rock implies the existence of jingle bell paper and jingle bell scissors”
"Jingle Bell Rock" (1957) is a rock and roll Christmas song, performed by Bobby Helms (1933-1997). It has nothing to do with "rock paper scissors," but there are jokes.…
“Jingle bell rock implies the existence of jingle bell ska”
"Jingle Bell Rock" (1957) is a rock and roll Christmas song, performed by Bobby Helms (1933-1997). It has nothing to do with "rock paper scissors," but there are jokes.…
“Jingle bells, Batman smells”
Entry in progress -- B.P.Batman television series premiered in January 1966 Wikipedia: Jingle Bells"Jingle Bells" is one of the best-known and commonly sung American songs in the world.…
“Job applications are dumb. ‘What’s your desired salary’ a billion dollars next question”
Entry in progress --BP "job applications are dumb. 'what’s your desired salary' a billion dollars next question" was posted on X/Twitter by S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ on January 25,…
“Job interviews are just two people lying to each other”
It's sometimes said that a job interview is just two people lying to each other. The employer often lies on a job description, making it seem more interesting than it really is. The…
“Job offers be like: ‘We need a virgin with 2 years experience in sex’”
Job offers often require experience -- even for a job they train you for and where experience is not needed. "Job offers be like - We need a Virgin with at least 2 years experience of sex.…
“Job offers be like: ‘We need a virgin with 2 years of sexual experience’”
Job offers often require experience -- even for a job they train you for and where experience is not needed. "Job offers be like - We need a Virgin with at least 2 years experience of sex.…
“Job: n. temporary employment taken for short term needs”
American author, keynote speaker, angel investor and entrepreneur Tim Fargo wrote a definition of "job" on Twitter on November 13, 2013: "Job: n. temporary employment taken for short…
“Jobs are like relationships. You have them, you cry about it. You don’t have them, you cry”
"Jobs are like relationships. You have them, you cry about it. You don't have them, you cry about it" is a jocular saying about work that was posted on Twitter by Mariana on June 16,…
“Jobs should higher you weather you have a fella knee or a mister meaner”
"Felony" sounds a bit like "fellow knee" or "fella knee." "What did the right knee say to the left knee? Hi...felony!" was posted on Twitter by Justin on…
“Jobs that don’t exist anymore: 1. Steve”
Many memes describe jobs that don't exist anymore. A dark joke involving Apple Inc. co-founder Steve Jobs (1955-2011) has been printed on several images. "Jobs that don't exist…
“Jogging combines my 2 favorite things: gasping for air and looking stupid”
"Jogging combines my 2 favorite things: gasping for air and looking stupid" is a jocular one-line saying that was written by Brandon on Twitter on April 29, 2015. Playboy magazine…
“John 3:16” (sports usage)
The New Testament's Gospel of John, chapter 3, verse 16, reads: "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but…