“Jingle bell rock implies the existence of jingle bell paper and jingle bell scissors”

“Jingle Bell Rock” (1957) is a rock and roll Christmas song, performed by Bobby Helms (1933-1997). It has nothing to do with “rock paper scissors,” but there are jokes.
   
“jingle bell rock implies the existence of jingle bell paper AND jingle bell scissors” was posted on Twitter by poetic kate on December 21, 2018. “So you’re telling me…the existence of Jingle Bell Rock implies that there is a Jingle Bell Paper AND a Jingle Bell Scissors?” was posted on Twitter by traitor foe on August 10, 2020. “‘jingle bell rock’ implies the existence of ‘jingle bell paper’ and ‘jingle bell scissors’” was posted on Twitter by mhai @ COSMATSU 2022 🎄 on December 23, 2021.
     
“Jingle bell rock implies the existence of jingle bell ska” was posted on Twitter by David DeWeil on December 20, 2022.
   
     
Wikipedia: Jingle Bell Rock
“Jingle Bell Rock” is an American Christmas song first released by Bobby Helms in 1957. Since its release, it has received frequent airplay in the United States during every Christmas season since then. “Jingle Bell Rock” was composed by Joseph Carleton Beal (1900–1967) and James Ross Boothe (1917–1976), although both Helms and session guitarist on the song Hank Garland disputed this (see Authorship controversy section below).
       
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poetic kate
@poetickate
jingle bell rock implies the existence of jingle bell paper AND jingle bell scissors
3:00 PM · Dec 21, 2018
   
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traitor foe
@nepekune
“So you’re telling me…the existence of Jingle Bell Rock implies that there is a Jingle Bell Paper AND a Jingle Bell Scissors?”
1:51 AM · Aug 10, 2020
 
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katya
@frequentcryer
jingle bell rock implies the existence of jingle bell paper and jingle bell scissors
9:07 PM · Dec 14, 2020
     
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maybe: doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dim-
@dadb0d
Jingle bell rock implies the existence of jingle bell paper, jingle bell scissors, and jingle bell the casbah
11:39 PM · Dec 14, 2020
 
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Max Leibman
@maxleibman
Jingle Bell Rock implies the existence of Jingle Bell Scissors and Jingle Bell Paper.
5:12 PM · Dec 11, 2021
 
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mhai @ COSMATSU 2022 🎄
@mhaikkun
“jingle bell rock” implies the existence of “jingle bell paper” and “jingle bell scissors.” in this essay I will
11:10 PM · Dec 23, 2021
   
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Fonda-Lynn Deesenuts
@alexgacek_
jingle bell rock implies the existence of jingle bell paper and jingle bell scissors
6:29 PM · Dec 24, 2021
 
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David DeWeil
@daviddeweil
Jingle bell rock implies the existence of jingle bell ska
2:57 PM · Dec 20, 2022