“I wish Family Dollar sold gas”
Dollar stores (such as Dollar General, Dollar Tree and Family Dollar) became popular by selling all (or most) items for just one dollar. Many people wish that these dollar stores would sell…
Food/Drink
“I wish for a world without lawyers” (joke)
A lawyer joke has been printed on several images: Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes.Me: I wish for a world without lawyersGenie: Done, you have no more wishes.Me: But you said 3.Genie: Sue me. The…
“I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce”
Some people buy healthy foods, but then don't like to eat them. "I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce" is a jocular food saying that has…
“I wish I could do stand-up comedy, but I always punch up the fuckline”
"Punch up the fuckline" is a spoonerism for "fuck up the punchline." "My mates tell me that I'm shit at telling jokes. I always punch up the fuck line" was posted…
“I wish I could drop my body off at the gym and pick it back up when it’s ready”
"I wish I could drop my body off at the gym and pick it back up when it's ready" is a gym saying that has been printed on many images. "I want to drop my body off at the gym…
“I wish I could speak mandarin. Then I could talk to oranges”
A mandarin orange doesn't speak Mandarin, but there are jokes. "In a Rosetta Stone commercial, a lady claims to know Mandarin. I had no idea oranges could speak! And with such zest.…
“I wish I loved anything as much as my dog loves every single food item that he sees me starting to eat”
Dogs often watch (with envy) people eating food. This was posted on X/Twitter by 🌜🤷♂️ 🤯Dad Moon Rising🤯 🤷♂️🌛 on August 20, 2024: "I wish I loved anything as…
“I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising”
Many people do not love exercising. "I hate exercising as much as I love not exercising" was posted on X/Twitter by Official Jon Lajoie on July 31, 2013. "I wish I loved exercising…
“I wish I was as fat as the first time I thought I was fat”
"I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My wife will often say: I wish I was as thin as I was when…
“I wish I was as skinny as I was back when I thought I was fat”
"I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My wife will often say: I wish I was as thin as I was when…
“I wish I was as skinny as when I thought I was fat”
"I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My wife will often say: I wish I was as thin as I was when…
“I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat”
"I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My wife will often say: I wish I was as thin as I was when…
“I wish I was as thin as I was when I thought I was fat”
"I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My wife will often say: I wish I was as thin as I was when…
“I wish I was as thin as my patience”
"I wish I was as thin as my patience" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "i wish i were as thin as my patience" was posted on Twitter by (((Nicole Aimée…
“I wish I was rich enough to eat out all the time like the homeless do”
Some people want to eat out (at restaurants) all the time, but cannot afford it. The homeless don't have a home, so they, technically, always eat out. "Homeless people would save a lot of…
“I wish I was rich” (genie joke)
A genie traiditionally grants three wishes. A joke on "I want to be rich" was posted on Twitter on November 20, 2016. Twitterdouble fro 7@fro_voGenie: what is your first wishJoe: i…
“I wish I was the good kind of fat like an avocado”
An avocado is said to contain "the good kind of fat." The saying "I'm the good kind of fat" (with a picture of a avocado) has been printed on many images. "I wish I…
“I wish I were as fat as the first time I thought I was fat”
"I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My wife will often say: I wish I was as thin as I was when…
“I wish I’d paid better attention during my first rodeo”
“This ain’t my first rodeo” (or "This is not my first rodeo") is a popular saying. It is an expression that means “I wasn’t born yesterday” (I’m not naive in these matters),…
“I wish I’d paid more attention during my first rodeo”
“This ain’t my first rodeo” (or "This is not my first rodeo") is a popular saying. It is an expression that means “I wasn’t born yesterday” (I’m not naive in these matters),…