“I will not eat my winterpocalypse snacks early”
Many people prepare for an extreme weather event by buying snacks, but then there's the temptation to immediately eat them. "I WILL NOT EAT MY [HURRICANE/SNOWSTORM] SNACKS EARLY" is…
Food/Drink
“I will not wear someone else’s fear” (anti-facemask saying)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. "I will not wear someone else's fear" is an anti-facemask saying that has been printed on an…
“I will start working when my coffee does”
"I will start working when my coffee does" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as coffee mugs, posters and T-shirts. "I start working when the coffee…
“I will start working when my coffee does”
"I will start working when my coffee does" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as coffee mugs, posters and T-shirts. "I start working when the coffee…
“I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level”
"I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level" is a jocular one-line ice cream saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
“I will take you down to Chinatown!”
"I will bring you down to Chinatown!" is what actor Robert De Niro said to Ben Stiller in the film comedy Meet the Parents (2000). De Niro meant that he would rough Stiller up (maybe with…
“I Will” (Chicago motto)
Entry in progress -- B.P. 22 March 1892, The Daily Inter Ocean (Chicago, IL), pg. 7:"I WILL." This Chicago Expression is Disturbing the Brethren of the Hub and New York.Boston
“I wiped my TV screen with anti-virus wipes. I lost CBS News, ABC News, NBC News, MSNBC, and CNN”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused people to wipe clean many surfaces. "I wiped my tv down with anti virus wipes I got rid of @cnnbrk @MSNBC_Breaking @NBCNews @ABC @andersoncooper…
“I wish 7 hours of sleep went as slow as 7 hours of school”
"I wish 8 hours of sleep went as slow as 8 hours of work (or school)" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The hours of sleep seem to go by quickly, but the hours of work or…
“I wish 8 hours of sleep went as slow as 8 hours of work or school”
"I wish 8 hours of sleep went as slow as 8 hours of work (or school)" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The hours of sleep seem to go by quickly, but the hours of work or…
“I wish 8 hours of sleep went as slow as 8 hours of work”
"I wish 8 hours of sleep went as slow as 8 hours of work (or school)" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The hours of sleep seem to go by quickly, but the hours of work or…
“I wish complaining about taxes was tax-deductible”
"I wish complaining about taxes was tax-deductible" is a jocular one-line saying about taxes that has been printed on an ecard. The saying was posted on Twitter on April 17, 2012.…
“I wish Covid-19 had started in Las Vegas. Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas”
"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" is a famous slogan of Las Vegas, Nevada. Many people joked that the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic should have originated in Las Vegas for this…
“I wish dogs lived longer and life wasn’t so expensive and leftover fries still tasted good heated up”
"I wish pets lived longer and life wasn't so expensive and leftover fries were still good warmed up and people didn't suck" and "I wish pets lived longer and life…
“I wish Dollar General sold gas”
Dollar stores (such as Dollar General, Dollar Tree and Family Dollar) became popular by selling all (or most) items for just one dollar. Many people wish that these dollar stores would sell…
“I wish Dollar Tree sold gas”
Dollar stores (such as Dollar General, Dollar Tree and Family Dollar) became popular by selling all (or most) items for just one dollar. Many people wish that these dollar stores would sell…
“I wish drinking green beer wasn’t the closest you’ll come to eating a vegetable”
"I wish drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day wasn't the closest you'll come this year to eating a vegetable" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“I wish everything was as easy as getting fat”
"I wish everything was as easy as getting fat" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I wish everything was as easy as getting fat" was posted on Twitter on…
“I wish Facebook would notify me when someone unfriends me so I could like it”
Facebook does not notify when someone is unfriended. Many people are happy to see false friends leave. "I wish Facebook would notify me when someone unfriends me, that way I could (go) like…
“I wish Facebook would notify me when someone unfriends me, that way I could go like it”
Facebook does not notify when someone is unfriended. Many people are happy to see false friends leave. "I wish Facebook would notify me when someone unfriends me, that way I could (go) like…