“If the coronavirus doesn’t take you out, can I?”

The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led to some jocular pickup lines. This was posted on Twitter by yikes on March 9, 2020:
 
“If the coronavirus doesn’t take you out, can I?”
 
“If CoronaVirus doesn’t take you out.. can I?”—without “the”—was posted on Twitter by Loma on March 11, 2020.
 
“If the #COVID19 doesn’t take you out, can I ?” was posted on Twitter by “ℙainfully egotistical” on March 12, 2020. “If COVID-19 doesn’t take you out… Can I?” was posted on Twitter by K. Volt later on March 12, 2020.
 
   
Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.
           
Twitter
yikes
@helennthemelonn
If the coronavirus doesn’t take you out, can I?
              Pleading face
            👉🏼👈🏼
            Athletic shoeSocks
3:21 PM · Mar 9, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Brian
@bincvr
If the coronavirus doesn’t take you out, can I?
              Pleading face
            👉🏼👈🏼
            Athletic shoeSocks
4:24 AM · Mar 10, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
🕊
@Bhaum1kk
If the coronavirus doesn’t take you out, can I?
4:34 AM · Mar 11, 2020·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Loma
@LomahCrypto
But on a lighter note:
If CoronaVirus doesn’t take you out.. can I?
10:27 PM · Mar 11, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
     
Twitter
not a burner account
@playmarvinsroom
if coronavirus doesn’t take you out…..can I?
      Pleading face
      👉🏼👈🏼
      Athletic shoeSocks
11:16 PM · Mar 11, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
       
Twitter
ℙainfully egotistical
@Not2legit2quit
If the #COVID19 doesn’t take you out, can I ?
7:17 AM · Mar 12, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
K. Volt
@Kyle_Volt
So like,
If COVID-19 doesn’t take you out…
Can I?
    Pleading face
Right pointing backhand index Left pointing backhand index
3:50 PM · Mar 12, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
♡︎
@asile_zelaznog
if COVID-19 doesn’t take you out, can i? 👉🏽👈🏽
8:41 PM · Mar 12, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
     
Twitter
!roniQ
@NoSinExists
If #COVID19 doesn’t take you out then can I?
9:37 PM · Mar 12, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Pickuplines
Posted by u/NervousCandy6 March 14, 2020
If CoronaVirus doesn’t take you out, can I?🥺
   
Reddit—Pickuplines
Posted by u/Fedwardd March 18, 2020
If the Coronavirus doesn’t take you out…
Can I?!
       
Twitter
Leanne Sandusky
@LeanneSandusky
If covid-19 doesn’t take you out.. can I? #SocialDistancingPickUpLines #stolenfromsomewhere
2:51 PM · Mar 19, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Bustle
Social Distancing Pick-Up Lines Have Arrived & They’re The Comic Relief You Needed
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March 19, 2020
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Leanne Sandusky
@LeanneSandusky
If covid-19 doesn’t take you out.. can I? #SocialDistancingPickUpLines #stolenfromsomewhere
2:51 PM - Mar 19, 2020
 
Reddit—uAlbertaCrush
Posted by u/majesticseastar69 March 20, 2020
If the coronavirus doesn’t take you out, can I?
   
BuzzFeed
17 Social Distancing Pickup Lines That Prove The Internet Is Extremely Creative
Guys on Hinge be like: “Looking for my quarantine queen.”
Posted on March 22, 2020, at 3:22 p.m.
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Leanne Sandusky
@LeanneSandusky
If covid-19 doesn’t take you out.. can I? #SocialDistancingPickUpLines #stolenfromsomewhere
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2:51 PM - Mar 19, 2020
 
Twitter
Jay
@Jay_Jeffs
if the coronavirus doesn’t take you out…............can I?
8:53 AM · Mar 25, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/nanxdini March 26, 2020
If coronavirus doesn’t take you out, can I?
COMMENTS
jnmjnmjnm
Keep your distance, loverboy!
     
BoredPanda 
March 27, 2020  
People Are Coming Up With Genius Quarantine Pickup Lines And Here Are 34 Of The Best
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#1
If Covid-19 doesn’t take you out, can I? 
   
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/geminirich March 27, 2020
COVID-19 Pick-Up Lines
If COVID-19 doesn’t take you out… Can I?
Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.
You can’t spell virus without U and I.
Baby, do you need toilet paper because I’m your Prince Charmin.
I saw you from across the bar. Stay there.
Without you my life is empty as a supermarket shelf.
Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?
You can’t spell quarantine without “U-R-A-Q-T”.