A joke about the homeless is: "I walked past a homeless guy with a sign that read, 'One day, this could be you.' So I put my money back in my pocket, just in case he's…
"There's no 'I' in denial" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "There's no 'I' in 'denial'" was posted on Twitter on March…
A riddle was posted on Twitter on January 15, 2013: Q: When can you wear a boat on your head? A: When it's capsized. "Did you know that you can fit any boat on your head like a hat, if…
Are chopsticks properly named? "Why are they called chopsticks? They can't chop fuck all. Knives should be called chopsticks and chopsticks should be called knives" was posted on…
A jocular one-line saying about eating is: "So far eating hasn't filled the emptiness I feel inside, but I'm no quitter." The saying was posted on Twitter by Keith on September…
"I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time" is a joke about addiction that has been posted on many images. "The man addicted to brake fluid said he…
"Taste buds taste bud. #weed" -- a seeming repetition of terms -- was posted on Twitter on November 5, 2012. "You smoke basic, my weed flavored, my taste buds taste bud" was…
The theatre expression "to steal the spotlight" means to become the focus of attention. For example, a physically attractive actor can steal the spotlight from everyone else. The idiom…
"Youth is wasted on the young" has been credited to Irish-born playwright George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950). A second line about wealth is sometimes added to this saying. “If you ask me,…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: QuicheQuiche (/ˈkiːʃ/ KEESH) is a savoury, open pastry crust with a filling made with eggs and milk or cream with one or more of cheese, meat, seafood or…
A popular Halloween riddle is: Q: What do you call two witches who live together?A: Broom mates! "Broommate" and "broomate" (broom + roommate) have both been used as the…
A joke about the homeless is: "I tried to share some chips with a homeless guy in the park last night. He told me to fuck off and get my own." The joke was posted on Twitter on April 10,…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A bagpipe version is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get…
A riddle about politics is: Q: What do politicians and porn actors have in common?A: Both are experts at switching positions in front of a camera. "@SexCigarsBooze: What do politicians &…
A band/orchestra riddle is: Q: What do you do when you don't have any rubber bands?A: See if you can find a plastic orchestra. The joke was posted on a Laffy Taffy wrapper by at least 2005.…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A bagpipe version is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get…
"My door is always open. Hence my massive heating bill" is a joke that was posted on Twitter on April 14, 2010. A similar joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on December 20, 2014: "My…
A banana split riddle is: Q: What has no legs, but can do a split?A: A banana. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1999. 3 December 1999, The News Journal (Wilmington, DE), "Just…
Trains have been compared to rollercoasters. "Commuter trains are really just boring roller coasters" was posted on Twitter on September 21, 2011. "Trains... Slow boring…
A food/sex riddle is: Q: Why is food better than men?A: Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds. The joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor.d on February 23, 1993. Google…