“WEF backwards is FEW”
The World Economic Forum (WEF) is "few" spelled backwards. Some people have stated that this is appropriate, since the WEF represents a small "elite" who seek to depopulate the…
Alphebetical for "w"
“Weight loss doesn’t begin in the gym with a dumb bell; it starts in your head with a decision”
“The act of getting strong doesn’t start in the gym. It starts in your head” (also, "Weight loss doesn't begin in the gym with a dumb bell; it starts in your head with a…
“Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time”
"Weight loss goal(s): To be able to clip/cut/paint my toenails and breathe at the same time" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My weight loss goal: To be…
“Weight loss goal: To be able to cut my toenails and breathe at the same time”
"Weight loss goal(s): To be able to clip/cut/paint my toenails and breathe at the same time" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My weight loss goal: To be…
“Weight loss goal: To be able to paint my toenails and breathe at the same time”
"Weight loss goal(s): To be able to clip/cut/paint my toenails and breathe at the same time" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My weight loss goal: To be…
“Weight loss mantra? Fat chants!”
"Fat chance" actually means slim or no chance. "Fat chance" shouldn't be confused with "fat chants," but there are jokes. "My wife seems to think that…
“Weight loss pills stolen this morning—police say suspects are still at large”
Police suspects are often said to be "at large" (that is, not captured). "At large" has nothing to do with weight, but there are jokes. This was posted on the website Pun of the…
“Weight should be like virginity. Once you lose it, you can’t get it back”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Twitter ✨αli ✨@CaramelBelle_Haha this -> RT @EmanNafisa_x3: Weight should be like your virginity: once you lose it, you don't get it back. (; #amen…
“Welcome April! Wishing you a wonderful month filled with love & happiness”
"Welcome APRIL Wishing you a wonderful month filled with love & happiness. FIONAChilds.com" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook on Changathikoottam on March 31, 2014.…
“Welcome back to invisibility class. It’s pretty disappointing to see so many of you here”
A teacher often welcomes students back to class. A joke was posted on Twitter by JB 4 Realz on May 10, 2019: "Welcome back to invisibility class. It's pretty disappointing to see so many…
“Welcome Back” (Theme to “Welcome Back, Kotter”) (1975)
"Welcome Back, Kotter" was an ABC sitcom that ran from September 9, 1975 - August 10, 1979. It featured comedian Gabriel Kaplan as Gabe Kotter and, oh yes, some actor named John Travolta…
“Welcome is the best dish on the table”
"Welcome is the best dish" is the title of a poem by John Heywood (1497-1580); the saying has also been attributed to John Lydgate (1370-1451). "Welcome is the best dish in the…
“Welcome parents and students to orientation.”/“Excuse me! I think we call it Asiantation now.”
The term "oriental" is often regarded as an ethnic slur. Some people jocularly believe that a school "orientation" should be called "Asiantation." "Orientation…
“Welcome to 2020. If you don’t already suffer from an anxiety disorder, one will be assigned”
"Welcome to 2020. If you don’t already suffer from an anxiety disorder, one will be assigned to you" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
“Welcome to 2030. I own nothing, have no privacy, and life has never been better”
“Welcome to 2030. I own nothing, have no privacy, and life has never been better” is a saying that the World Economic Forum (WEF) has popularized since 2016, and this has been associated with…
“Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite burner on the stove now”
There are usually four burners on a stove, but most people have a favorite and use that one more than the others. "Does anyone else have a favourite burner on their stove....." was posted…
“Welcome to adulthood. You now have a collection of grocery bags that you store inside of a grocery bag”
Many people have a collection of grocery bags -- that they keep inside of a grocery bag. "And to my children I leave my collection of grocery bags that I store inside of a grocery bag" is…
“Welcome to Austin. Please don’t move here (I hear Dallas is great!)”
Many people in Austin feel that their city is becoming too crowded. "Welcome to Austin. Please don't move here (I hear Dallas is great!)" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“Welcome to Chocoholics Anonymous. Would anyone like to pick a Topic?”
"Topic" is a chocolate bar made by Mars, Incorporated and sold in Europe. "Pick a topic any topic and i'll be ready in an hour! hmmm topic, nuts and chocolate!" was posted…
“Welcome to college, where everyone is smarter than you except the three people in your group”
Group projects are sometimes assigned in college. The experience is often not pleasant. "Welcome to college, where everyone is smarter than you, but the group members you're…