“Weekend coffee is the best. It’s like weekday coffee’s hot friend”
"Weekend coffee is the best. It’s like weekday coffee’s hot friend" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Weekend coffee is the best. It’s like weekday…
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“Weekend Forecast: Mostly drunk with a chance of horny”
"Weekend Forecast: Mostly drunk with a chance of horny" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It's not a weather forecast but a weekend events forecast.…
“Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious like wtf is that”
"weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious like wtf is that" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "weekends are a scam, you spend one…
“Weekends are made for fun, adventure, and a little bit of laughter”
"Weekends are made for fun, adventure, and a little bit of laughter" is a weekend saying that was posted on X/Twitter by Palesa Helen on January 19, 2025. The saying became popular in…
“Weekends as an adult are neat because you can either do all your errands or you can do the things you enjoy, but either way it’s the wrong choice”
Each weekend, there is the dilemma -- to do chores, or to have fun? This was posted on X/Twitter by stoned cold fox on April 16, 2025 (the tweet is no longer available), and it received over 11,000…
“Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless”
"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been credited to American…
“Weekends used to feel like mini vacations. Now they feel like the minute boxers get”
Weekends often seem to go by quickly. "Weekends used to feel like mini vacations. Now they feel like the minute boxers get between rounds" is a saying that has been printed on an image.…
“WEF backwards is FEW”
The World Economic Forum (WEF) is "few" spelled backwards. Some people have stated that this is appropriate, since the WEF represents a small "elite" who seek to depopulate the…
“Weight loss doesn’t begin in the gym with a dumb bell; it starts in your head with a decision”
“The act of getting strong doesn’t start in the gym. It starts in your head” (also, "Weight loss doesn't begin in the gym with a dumb bell; it starts in your head with a…
“Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time”
"Weight loss goal(s): To be able to clip/cut/paint my toenails and breathe at the same time" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My weight loss goal: To be…
“Weight loss goal: To be able to cut my toenails and breathe at the same time”
"Weight loss goal(s): To be able to clip/cut/paint my toenails and breathe at the same time" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My weight loss goal: To be…
“Weight loss goal: To be able to paint my toenails and breathe at the same time”
"Weight loss goal(s): To be able to clip/cut/paint my toenails and breathe at the same time" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My weight loss goal: To be…
“Weight loss mantra? Fat chants!”
"Fat chance" actually means slim or no chance. "Fat chance" shouldn't be confused with "fat chants," but there are jokes. "My wife seems to think that…
“Weight loss pills stolen this morning—police say suspects are still at large”
Police suspects are often said to be "at large" (that is, not captured). "At large" has nothing to do with weight, but there are jokes. This was posted on the website Pun of the…
“Weight should be like virginity. Once you lose it, you can’t get it back”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Twitter ✨αli ✨@CaramelBelle_Haha this -> RT @EmanNafisa_x3: Weight should be like your virginity: once you lose it, you don't get it back. (; #amen…
“Welcome April! Wishing you a wonderful month filled with love & happiness”
"Welcome APRIL Wishing you a wonderful month filled with love & happiness. FIONAChilds.com" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook on Changathikoottam on March 31, 2014.…
“Welcome back to invisibility class. It’s pretty disappointing to see so many of you here”
A teacher often welcomes students back to class. A joke was posted on Twitter by JB 4 Realz on May 10, 2019: "Welcome back to invisibility class. It's pretty disappointing to see so many…
“Welcome Back” (Theme to “Welcome Back, Kotter”) (1975)
"Welcome Back, Kotter" was an ABC sitcom that ran from September 9, 1975 - August 10, 1979. It featured comedian Gabriel Kaplan as Gabe Kotter and, oh yes, some actor named John Travolta…
“Welcome is the best dish on the table”
"Welcome is the best dish" is the title of a poem by John Heywood (1497-1580); the saying has also been attributed to John Lydgate (1370-1451). "Welcome is the best dish in the…
“Welcome parents and students to orientation.”/“Excuse me! I think we call it Asiantation now.”
The term "oriental" is often regarded as an ethnic slur. Some people jocularly believe that a school "orientation" should be called "Asiantation." "Orientation…