Group projects are sometimes assigned in college. The experience is often not pleasant. "Welcome to college, where everyone is smarter than you, but the group members you're…
"Welcome to Twitter. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly" was posted on Twitter by John Lyon on January 18, 2020. The saying was immediately understood on…
"Welcome to Facebook/Instagram/Twitter! If you're not already friends with a creepy stalker, one will be assigned to you" is a social media saying that as been printed on several…
A saying about aging was posted on Facebook by Neah Alina on April 4, 2024, and is of unknown authorship: "Welcome to growing older. Where all the foods and drinks you've loved for years…
"Howdy Arabia" (howdy + Saudi Arabia) has been printed on many images. Both Texas and Saudi Arabia have oil, and also fundamentalist religious beliefs. "Howdy Arabia" can refer…
As people get older, they can often not eat the same foods that they've been accustomed to eating. "Welcome to middle age. All the foods you’ve ever loved are now trying to kill…
As people get older, they can often not eat the same foods that they've been accustomed to eating. "Welcome to middle age. All the foods you’ve ever loved are now trying to kill…
Many people gain weight in middle age. This was posted on X/Twitter by Darla on June 12, 2018, and again on X/Twitter on January 3, 2025: "Welcome to middle-age. If you’re not already…
"Welcome to New York. Duck, Mother Fucker!" -- along with the picture of a handgun -- has been printed on many T-shirts. "I break the ice by presenting him with a New York souvenir…
T-shirts have helped spread New York slogans. "Welcome to New York. Now go home" appeared on T-shirts in the 1980s. "Welcome to New York. Now get out" was popularized in the…
"Welcome to our ‘ool’. Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it. Let’s keep it that way" is a jocular saying (against "pee" in the pool) that has been printed on many images. The…
A plastic surgery joke is about "new faces." "S/O to all the new members on Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. Wow! I see a lot of new faces in the room" was posted on Twitter…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in people being locked down at home -- and eating and getting fat. "The quarantine baking has begun. If this stretches to 8 weeks I’m going to…
Many people on social media aren't who they claim to be. "Welcome to Twitter, ladies: a married guy pretending he’s in an open marriage will be assigned to you shortly" was posted…
"Welcome to Twitter. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly" was posted on Twitter by John Lyon on January 18, 2020. The saying was immediately understood on…
"Welcome to spring, where no matter what jacket you pick, you're wrong" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an image. "WELCOME TO SPRING WHERE NO MATTER WHAT JACKET YOU…
"Welcome to spring, where no matter what jacket you pick, you're wrong" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an image. "WELCOME TO SPRING WHERE NO MATTER WHAT JACKET YOU…
There are several Texas bumper stickers that have been popular for several decades. Many of the bumper sticker sayings may have been coined in the 1970s and 1980s by Allied Printing of Dallas, as…
"Welcome to the South where 'Who made the tea?' means this tea is nasty" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Tea is noticed only when it's bad.…
"Welcome to Texas. Beware of the Bull" has been quoted (since the 1950s) as being a sign near the Oklahoma border. 8 April 1958, Jefferson (Iowa) Bee, pg. 16, col. 2:A recent visitor in…